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Offline QuirkyCarla

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3780 on: October 15, 2006, 11:46:55 PM »
To whom it may concern:

I was wondering if it is possible to exchange this brain for a couple of years, as it appears to be defective. At this point it needs recharging and thoroughly servicing, as the number of runtime errors has reached ridiculous levels - its hardly fucking usable. So I'd appreciate that very much.

Please.




edit: 2800 posts. *slow handclap*

My brain needs more memory and a faster processor.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3781 on: October 16, 2006, 12:41:46 AM »
Yes, try nomakens pouncy thing.

* Nomaken pounces odeon.

Thanks. I'm now up to a paragraph and a half.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3782 on: October 16, 2006, 12:43:04 AM »
My brain needs more memory and a faster processor.

Try the dual core thingy from Intel. They're supposed to be able to do two things at the same time. I'd love to have one of them.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3783 on: October 16, 2006, 01:02:22 AM »
yeah, i want an intel core 2 duo processor

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3784 on: October 16, 2006, 01:27:34 AM »
yuck !  i know that feeling.  it's horrid.  hughughug.

It's awful, that's what it is. :(
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3785 on: October 16, 2006, 01:28:57 AM »
but a para and a half is progress.

fancy a pounce, from me this time?

/rushes off in the opposite direction, to get a good run up...

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3786 on: October 16, 2006, 02:01:16 AM »
You don't want to KILL me, do you?  :o

* odeon takes cover.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3787 on: October 16, 2006, 10:00:09 AM »
I just got a great idea:

Nomaken, if your bowel keeps insisting on being so irritating, why not commit seppuku? That'll show it!

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3788 on: October 16, 2006, 10:51:36 AM »
My bowel doesn't care if i die, as far as it is concerned that just means it doesnt have to work anymore.  I wont let it off so easy.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3789 on: October 16, 2006, 12:25:34 PM »


« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 12:58:50 PM by Nomaken »
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3790 on: October 16, 2006, 12:57:23 PM »
Being awake shouldn't be such hard work.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3791 on: October 16, 2006, 01:25:15 PM »
My bowel doesn't care if i die, as far as it is concerned that just means it doesnt have to work anymore.  I wont let it off so easy.

that's not fair.

you have already admitted that YOU are lazy.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3792 on: October 16, 2006, 01:35:03 PM »
that is true, seppuku would require a large amount of effort.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3793 on: October 16, 2006, 02:19:02 PM »


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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3794 on: October 16, 2006, 02:28:36 PM »
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.