Ah, student loans. Damn them for making us students pay for our own education after we graduate!
Umm, no, literally cap and gown. I'll be paying off my student loans for the next decade or more.
And more like, damn them for setting up a system where you can buy something that you will not realize is useless until you are up to your eyeballs in debt from it.
At least my degree isn't, but you shan't shame me into not hating higher education anytime soon.