A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 04:44:21 PMThey inspect your lawn? Yeah, a part of the rental agreement is that you have to keep your lawns and garden tidy.
They inspect your lawn?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Phlexor on April 30, 2010, 05:26:18 PMQuote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 04:44:21 PMThey inspect your lawn? Yeah, a part of the rental agreement is that you have to keep your lawns and garden tidy.They've decided to do that here too from this year on. They will be checking my garden coming week. Mowing the lawn is the main thing I need doing. And getting some sand from the pavement in the front garden. I like mowing the lawn. I hate getting the lawnmower out of the shed though. After an autumn and spring it is hidden behind all kinds of superfluous rubbish.
Well this mower is the first mower I've ever owned personally and now I know you never buy the cheapest mower to save money.
Manchester is awesome.
That's it, they've ruined Doctor Who. I cannot unsee the horribleness and stupidity of tonight's episode.
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 02, 2010, 04:24:18 AMThat's it, they've ruined Doctor Who. I cannot unsee the horribleness and stupidity of tonight's episode.Dr Who was ruined a long time ago. You must have been on another universe!