i have 1 cig, and at least 10 hours more left of this shitpile of a day :I
tomorrow i will go to welfare office and tell them
"hi, your supposed to pay me, since im basically a starving hobo, but... your not paying me. you MIGHT have noticed."
"no, we didnt notice, wait, lets see. oh! your right! we arent paying you HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA what a strange fluke HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA you must be starving! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA thats REALLY funny!!!!"
"yes. will you see to that i get paid soon?"
"yes. soon
"