A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I need to get laid. Any takers?
Quote from: Trigger11 on September 12, 2009, 12:56:22 AMI need to get laid. Any takers?Well, you have your iPhoney
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Phlexor on September 12, 2009, 12:55:16 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on September 12, 2009, 12:56:22 AMI need to get laid. Any takers?Well, you have your iPhoneyI think their iVagina app is still in beta, so it's not the greatest.
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 12, 2009, 12:56:47 PMQuote from: Phlexor on September 12, 2009, 12:55:16 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on September 12, 2009, 12:56:22 AMI need to get laid. Any takers?Well, you have your iPhoneyI think their iVagina app is still in beta, so it's not the greatest.I though they were going to call it the iSnatch.
I think I may have potentially freaked out a newbie by declaring I love them
Quote from: Bint on September 13, 2009, 02:25:54 AMI think I may have potentially freaked out a newbie by declaring I love them SoilLulu?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: PPK on September 14, 2009, 05:16:04 PMQuote from: Bint on September 13, 2009, 02:25:54 AMI think I may have potentially freaked out a newbie by declaring I love them SoilLulu?UnknownPleasures. I jumped on him the second the registered