Post what you're thinking right now.

[earthboundmisfit]

Just think of it as being in training. If you had a marathon coming up in the near future, you wouldn't stop running to "save yourself" for it, would you?

[TheoK]

If you don't have enough cum you can always piss on the whores. 

[P7PSP]

Just think of it as being in training. If you had a marathon coming up in the near future, you wouldn't stop running to "save yourself" for it, would you?

There ya go Trigger, it may not be ED proper, just lack of exercise for the little guy.

If you don't have enough cum you can always piss on the whores. 

Good on ya thinking outside the box Lit. 

[El]

If you don't have enough cum you can always piss on the whores. 

Good on ya thinking outside the box Lit. 

That's a rather apt way to describe Lit's sexual preferences.

[El]

I just figured it out!!!  The posts my mother makes on her blog sites about how nice it is to be clean, sober, and in proper treatment for her bipolar (though she's less 'into' that and more 'into' her alcoholism now, I think) make her sound like a born-again christian!!!  Exact same delusionally fervent conviction that she's somehow been 'saved' from everything in her past.  Exact same desire to smack her upside the head and tell her to shut the hell up because some of us are living in the real world, too.

I'm actually happy I figured it out, though.  I knew it reminded me of something.

[Parts]

I think I am going crazy

[Icequeen]

I think I am going crazy

Get in line.

On the brighter side of that, at least crazy isn't boring.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Seem to have the save select music from the Legend Of Zelda: OOT stuck in my mind for a couple of days now. Don't mind too much, it's a reasonable tune.

[P7PSP]

I just figured it out!!!  The posts my mother makes on her blog sites about how nice it is to be clean, sober, and in proper treatment for her bipolar (though she's less 'into' that and more 'into' her alcoholism now, I think) make her sound like a born-again christian!!!  Exact same delusionally fervent conviction that she's somehow been 'saved' from everything in her past.  Exact same desire to smack her upside the head and tell her to shut the hell up because some of us are living in the real world, too.

I'm actually happy I figured it out, though.  I knew it reminded me of something.

For the epiphany. 12 step shit has many cult like aspects, instead of viewing the steps as a means to an end doing the steps becomes an end  unto itself. Like giving an OCD shampoo in the shower and watching them lather, rinse, repeat until they run out of shampoo. Phoebe did a funny song about that on an old friends episode.

[RageBeoulve]

But it's good to save the cum, if you happen to meet a girl who just went 15. 

You don't need to save it. Masturbating every day is good anyway because it relives stress and gets rid of the old cum. Don't squirt old baby batter on your lady's ass. MAKE IT THE FRESHEST KIND, SON.

[Blasted]

:lol:

Phone internets is a marvellous invention

[Adam]

I would be shit at Total Wipeout

[Blasted]

I wonder when mum will notice that I have memorised her credit card details

[P7PSP]

I wonder when mum will notice that I have memorised her credit card details

You're going to use her credit w/o permission? 

[Blasted]

I've only used it when she was mean to me and not on anything particularly expensive