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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20415 on: July 21, 2009, 11:54:04 AM »
Mono sucks!

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Quote from: Trigger11 on July 20, 2009, 10:09:25 AM
The slight twitching in my hands seems to be slowly increasing in recent months. I wonder if it is from using the iPhone so much. :-\
Either cut back on using the iPhone, or masturbate less.

I have masturbated ONCE in the past six months! That ain't the problem!

Fuck! Whatshername just came on.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20416 on: July 21, 2009, 12:15:21 PM »


Then masturbate more.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20417 on: July 21, 2009, 04:54:36 PM »
I see all these bad things going on around me at work and I feel powerless and it makes me depressed
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20418 on: July 21, 2009, 06:50:30 PM »
So much to do So much to do So much to do So much to do So much to do
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20419 on: July 21, 2009, 10:27:44 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on July 21, 2009, 12:15:21 PM


Then masturbate more.

Thanks for the advice!

Quote from: Trigger11 on July 21, 2009, 11:54:04 AM
Mono sucks!

Quote from: PMS Elle on July 21, 2009, 05:36:08 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on July 20, 2009, 10:09:25 AM
The slight twitching in my hands seems to be slowly increasing in recent months. I wonder if it is from using the iPhone so much. :-\
Either cut back on using the iPhone, or masturbate less.

I have masturbated TWICE in the past six months! That ain't the problem!

Fuck! Whatshername just came on.

Corrected!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20420 on: July 22, 2009, 07:28:13 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on July 21, 2009, 12:15:21 PM
Then masturbate more.
Yeah.  No wonder Trig's twitching.  Jesus christ.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20421 on: July 22, 2009, 08:34:22 PM »
I can't believe that So You Think You Can Dance made me cry tonight. It was a beautiful routine, and picking This Woman's Work by Maxwell was a low blow. I was cool until everyone started crying.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20422 on: July 22, 2009, 10:15:48 PM »
First off, I guess I need to figure out a way to masturbate more often. Especially since saving myself for someone didn't pan out.

Secondly, i need to decide if I should disclose the mononucleosis and apparent depression to work. I might have to in order to save my ass, but prefer just manning up and taking responsibility.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20423 on: July 23, 2009, 04:11:59 AM »
Weird weather... hail in July  :zombiefuck:

Now it's stopped and the sun has come out

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20424 on: July 23, 2009, 07:10:27 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on July 22, 2009, 10:15:48 PM
First off, I guess I need to figure out a way to masturbate more often. Especially since saving myself for someone didn't pan out.

Secondly, i need to decide if I should disclose the mononucleosis and apparent depression to work. I might have to in order to save my ass, but prefer just manning up and taking responsibility.
Umm... take long showers?  (How complicated can it possible be???)

And you were saving yourself for someone to do what?  How long is your refractory period???   :orly:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20425 on: July 23, 2009, 11:14:36 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 23, 2009, 07:10:27 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on July 22, 2009, 10:15:48 PM
First off, I guess I need to figure out a way to masturbate more often. Especially since saving myself for someone didn't pan out.

Secondly, i need to decide if I should disclose the mononucleosis and apparent depression to work. I might have to in order to save my ass, but prefer just manning up and taking responsibility.
Umm... take long showers?  (How complicated can it possible be???)

And you were saving yourself for someone to do what?  How long is your refractory period???   :orly:

Taking long showers would violate my environmental principles.

As for the other thing, I thought I would not have any pleasuring prior to engaging in my next physical relationship.

Call me a romantic! :zoinks:
« Last Edit: July 23, 2009, 11:20:03 AM by Trigger11 »
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20426 on: July 23, 2009, 11:25:30 AM »


Saving yourself? Dude, it's a renewable resource. Crank out as many as you want.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20427 on: July 24, 2009, 07:42:23 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on July 23, 2009, 11:25:30 AM


Saving yourself? Dude, it's a renewable resource. Crank out as many as you want.
EBMF speaks the truth.  Just whack it, ffs.  Besides which, imagine you wind up meeting the girl of your dreams and get to hook up with her right away, after half a year of no masturbation:

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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20428 on: July 24, 2009, 07:43:24 AM »
But it's good to save the cum, if you happen to meet a girl who just went 15.  8)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #20429 on: July 24, 2009, 07:44:56 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on July 24, 2009, 07:43:24 AM
But it's good to save the cum, if you happen to meet a girl who just went 15.  8)
You're trying to hard to be offensive at every opportunity.  That one didn't even make sense.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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