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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19290 on: May 30, 2009, 02:04:08 PM »
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Quote from: DirtDawg on May 29, 2009, 04:13:03 PM
... but I am curious as to how Trig, supposedly being done with his legal wife is a problem for him.

just as a reminder, oral rules for a number of reasons, BTW.
That's because you're confusing your problems with his, Dawg.  :(

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First off, I am really attached to my johnson and prefer to keep it that way. Secondly, just because I am emotionally gone doesn't make it okay for me to hook up with other women. Not in my mind anyway. I have no moral issues with open relationships, but that has to be agreed to. Besides a handful of celebrities, I am only allowed to hook up with her sister without repercussions. But her sister is a big tease who uses me for her own self interests and doesn't give or receive anyway, so kinda pointless.

I really miss giving. I am a natural giver in this regard. Clinton argued oral wasn't sex. Maybe I need to contact him.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19291 on: May 30, 2009, 02:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Postures on May 30, 2009, 10:57:01 AM
I think I may have seasonal affective disorder but is it possible to have it for summer and not winter?  :O_o:

YES!!

... but only if you are fucking inside out some way.
 :lol:


(actually, this has been documented as well, but I will never be able to understand what could possibly be wrong with sun and warm days. I am quite biased, however, from growing up in the American sub-tropics-naked country, in all honesty.)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19292 on: May 30, 2009, 02:47:07 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 30, 2009, 02:11:12 PM
Quote from: Postures on May 30, 2009, 10:57:01 AM
I think I may have seasonal affective disorder but is it possible to have it for summer and not winter?  :O_o:

YES!!

... but only if you are fucking inside out some way.
 :lol:


(actually, this has been documented as well, but I will never be able to understand what could possibly be wrong with sun and warm days. I am quite biased, however, from growing up in the American sub-tropics-naked country, in all honesty.)

Well, I was raised in a country where -30 degree C temperature during winter was perfectly ordinary before moving to a country where it's non-stop cloudy and rainy  :laugh:  I just feel more clear-headed when it's cool.  When it's hot all I want to do is crawl into my bed and never leave  :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19293 on: May 30, 2009, 02:53:03 PM »
About how freaky the people I am working for can't wait to finish
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19294 on: May 30, 2009, 02:53:48 PM »
Kill them! :litigious:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19295 on: May 30, 2009, 06:09:58 PM »
Quote from: Postures on May 30, 2009, 02:47:07 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 30, 2009, 02:11:12 PM
Quote from: Postures on May 30, 2009, 10:57:01 AM
I think I may have seasonal affective disorder but is it possible to have it for summer and not winter?  :O_o:

YES!!

... but only if you are fucking inside out some way.
 :lol:


(actually, this has been documented as well, but I will never be able to understand what could possibly be wrong with sun and warm days. I am quite biased, however, from growing up in the American sub-tropics-naked country, in all honesty.)

Well, I was raised in a country where -30 degree C temperature during winter was perfectly ordinary before moving to a country where it's non-stop cloudy and rainy  :laugh:  I just feel more clear-headed when it's cool.  When it's hot all I want to do is crawl into my bed and never leave  :P

Polar opposites, you and I, at least in some ways. 

 
I like that.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19296 on: May 30, 2009, 06:13:26 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 30, 2009, 02:53:48 PM
Kill them! :litigious:

No, give them ATM. Your A - your M.

Just being fair, here. Show them what it's really like, right?  MAKE them understand, right?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19297 on: May 31, 2009, 05:30:35 AM »
Well ass to mouth is cool. Some girls ARE into it. ;)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19298 on: May 31, 2009, 06:08:55 AM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19299 on: May 31, 2009, 08:34:55 AM »
I'm actually secretly desperate. Desperate for the right person.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19300 on: May 31, 2009, 09:25:55 AM »
Quote from: Fionæ on May 31, 2009, 08:34:55 AM
I'm actually secretly desperate. Desperate for the right person.

I think there are plenty of guys who think they are right all the time.  :green:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19301 on: May 31, 2009, 11:23:34 AM »
I secretely fantasise about getting ridiculously, horribly, beached-whale-can't-leave-the-bed fat, claiming disability benefits, using it to buy all the amazing films made before the year 2000, watching them all then eating myself to death.
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Re: Post what you're disgusted by right now.
« Reply #19302 on: May 31, 2009, 12:38:57 PM »
If a girl asked me to do ATM I am out the door. I see no appeal in it at all and am actually disturbed by certain fascinations with it.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19303 on: May 31, 2009, 12:51:24 PM »
^I am somewhat fascinated by ATM  :laugh:  Only if I was the receiver though.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19304 on: May 31, 2009, 03:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Le Revenant on May 31, 2009, 12:51:24 PM
^I am somewhat fascinated by ATM  :laugh:  Only if I was the receiver though.

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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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