I will always have the excuse that I was drunk when we chose this furniture (well, not drunk, but I was at my limit before we left on this latest shopping spree, so I could make a case that I was impaired when the choices were made - actually, I was hiding and my wife made the choices, even better!)
The new living room furniture was delivered today and I have no idea where I am, but I found my keyboard.
I can't look, yet!!