Post what you're thinking right now.

[El]

i gave the tip about applying lipstick first and when finished there should be a perfect ring near the edge of the shaft closest to the pubes.
and popping noises when you release, because that means you achieved a vaccuum effect.

maybe i am the reason for the missing thread.  i did post my tip earlier today.

Screw lipstick.  Use flavored chapstick.  Helps prevent dick breath.

but the idea with lipstick is to see your talent.

a perfect ring versus sloppy red lipstick everywhere.

OK; compromise.  Use flavored and colored lipgloss.  You can get it in any pharmacy.

[McGiver]

deal.

actually, whatever keeps HER interested is fine by me...

[Triste]

Mega Glide - that's my favorite name.

Here's a site with all kinds of choices:  http://www.condomdepot.com/product/sex-lubes.cfm

[McGiver]

the blowjob thread is still there.

[Lucifer]

i spent far too long one sunday with a gay friend of mine, driving all over the place, and trying to find a lipstick, the shade of which i call "Cocksucker Red".  alas, every one we tried was either too pinky or too orangey.

nearly got thrown out of several shops, though:  perhaps actually asking for that particular shade (even though it WAS sotto voce) wasn't the best idea... 

[Callaway]

So what color was it?  Blood red?

[Lucifer]

yeah.  crimson, rather than scarlet.

there's a stage/theatrical luip colour called "crimson lake", which is about the banana, although slightly too bluey red (as oppsed to orangey red, which is vermillion/scarlet).

[McGiver]

sounds like a day i would spend having fun.

i really do not give a fuck what others think and like to fuck with people.

[duncvis]

sounds like a day i would spend having fun.

i really do not give a fuck what others think and like to fuck with people.

that was random. 

you channelling flo again?

[McGiver]

yeah.  crimson, rather than scarlet.

there's a stage/theatrical luip colour called "crimson lake", which is about the banana, although slightly too bluey red (as oppsed to orangey red, which is vermillion/scarlet).

sounds like a day i would spend having fun.

i really do not give a fuck what others think and like to fuck with people.


better?

if i had the red message someone had posted in between lucifers post and mine then i would have edited it.

i thought it was ok to respond to the prior post without quoting it.

[QuirkyCarla]

the mature forum on wp is has been interesting lately...very interesting indeed...

It's filled to the brim with dipshits who create "Why do ladies like the assholes?" topics, if that's what you regard that as interesting.

You must have missed the one about how to do a proper blowjob. Curtesy of Hale Boop. I'm keeping some of those tips for future reference.

That was one of the "interesting threads" I was referring to. 

[Callaway]

yeah.  crimson, rather than scarlet.

there's a stage/theatrical luip colour called "crimson lake", which is about the banana, although slightly too bluey red (as oppsed to orangey red, which is vermillion/scarlet).

sounds like a day i would spend having fun.

i really do not give a fuck what others think and like to fuck with people.


better?

if i had the red message someone had posted in between lucifers post and mine then i would have edited it.

i thought it was ok to respond to the prior post without quoting it.

I knew what you meant, McJagger, but I thought this was the post a random thought thread, so what difference would it have made if your thought had been random?  

It would be funny if you went into stores asking for "cocksucker red" lipstick.  

I like blue reds better than orangey reds.

[McGiver]

i just thought it was a creative good time that lucifer talked about.  if i had thought of it, i would have done something like that, to get myself through another day.  i hate being bored and have guts to do off the wall things.

[duncvis]

i just thought it was a creative good time that lucifer talked about.  if i had thought of it, i would have done something like that, to get myself through another day.  i hate being bored and have guts to do off the wall things.

eh, makes sense now. I didn't see what you were referring to, maybe it was my turn to be hard of thinking.

[Leto729]

I have quit thinking awhile back Myself.