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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2370 on: August 29, 2006, 09:32:40 AM »
the mature forum on wp is has been interesting lately...very interesting indeed...

It's filled to the brim with dipshits who create "Why do ladies like the assholes?" topics, if that's what you regard that as interesting.

You must have missed the one about how to do a proper blowjob. Curtesy of Hale Boop. I'm keeping some of those tips for future reference.

Do you have a link?    :o

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2371 on: August 29, 2006, 11:25:31 AM »
again, exactly what callaway said.  including the :o 

i can't believe it got through the censors, computer OR human.   :police:


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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2372 on: August 29, 2006, 11:49:03 AM »
the mature forum on wp is has been interesting lately...very interesting indeed...

It's filled to the brim with dipshits who create "Why do ladies like the assholes?" topics, if that's what you regard that as interesting.

You must have missed the one about how to do a proper blowjob. Curtesy of Hale Boop. I'm keeping some of those tips for future reference.

Do you have a link?    :o

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2373 on: August 29, 2006, 12:04:33 PM »
WOW.  Thanks SorceressPol.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2374 on: August 29, 2006, 12:04:45 PM »
the mature forum on wp is has been interesting lately...very interesting indeed...

It's filled to the brim with dipshits who create "Why do ladies like the assholes?" topics, if that's what you regard that as interesting.

You must have missed the one about how to do a proper blowjob. Curtesy of Hale Boop. I'm keeping some of those tips for future reference.

Do you have a link?    :o

Why does one need tips? Just add some whipped cream, put a cherry on top, and suck it down like you're sucking a lollipop.

Simple, right? At least you won't taste a sweaty penis.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2375 on: August 29, 2006, 12:05:21 PM »
damnfuckbuggershitpissbum - it's gone!  :(

anyone save it or take a screen shot?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2376 on: August 29, 2006, 12:07:17 PM »
damnfuckbuggershitpissbum - it's gone!  :(

anyone save it or take a screen shot?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2377 on: August 29, 2006, 12:10:27 PM »
the mature forum on wp is has been interesting lately...very interesting indeed...

It's filled to the brim with dipshits who create "Why do ladies like the assholes?" topics, if that's what you regard that as interesting.

You must have missed the one about how to do a proper blowjob. Curtesy of Hale Boop. I'm keeping some of those tips for future reference.

Do you have a link?    :o

Why does one need tips? Just add some whipped cream, put a cherry on top, and suck it down like you're sucking a lollipop.

Simple, right? At least you won't taste a sweaty penis.

Thank you Peaguy, that is really nice of you, but I don't need tips, I just wanted to read the thread.  I am amazed it is there. :o

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2378 on: August 29, 2006, 12:11:14 PM »
Bopp: "Slurp... (1,000,000 dollars!!!)"

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2379 on: August 29, 2006, 01:31:55 PM »
the mature forum on wp is has been interesting lately...very interesting indeed...

It's filled to the brim with dipshits who create "Why do ladies like the assholes?" topics, if that's what you regard that as interesting.

You must have missed the one about how to do a proper blowjob. Curtesy of Hale Boop. I'm keeping some of those tips for future reference.
i gave the tip about applying lipstick first and when finished there should be a perfect ring near the edge of the shaft closest to the pubes.
and popping noises when you release, because that means you achieved a vaccuum effect.

maybe i am the reason for the missing thread.  i did post my tip earlier today.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2380 on: August 29, 2006, 01:37:36 PM »

maybe i am the reason for the missing thread.  i did post my tip earlier today.
If you repost it here, then at least you'll know it won't get deleted.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2381 on: August 29, 2006, 01:39:16 PM »
i gave the tip about applying lipstick first and when finished there should be a perfect ring near the edge of the shaft closest to the pubes.
and popping noises when you release, because that means you achieved a vaccuum effect.

maybe i am the reason for the missing thread.  i did post my tip earlier today.

Screw lipstick.  Use flavored chapstick.  Helps prevent dick breath.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2382 on: August 29, 2006, 01:40:49 PM »
Flavored lube works well also.  I hear that's what prostitutes prefer.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2383 on: August 29, 2006, 01:42:41 PM »
Flavored lube works well also.  I hear that's what prostitutes prefer.

I'd love to see a brand advertised as HOOKER'S CHOICE!  That would REALLY sell.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #2384 on: August 29, 2006, 01:43:39 PM »
i gave the tip about applying lipstick first and when finished there should be a perfect ring near the edge of the shaft closest to the pubes.
and popping noises when you release, because that means you achieved a vaccuum effect.

maybe i am the reason for the missing thread.  i did post my tip earlier today.

Screw lipstick.  Use flavored chapstick.  Helps prevent dick breath.

but the idea with lipstick is to see your talent.

a perfect ring versus sloppy red lipstick everywhere.
Misunderstood.