Post what you're thinking right now.

[DirtDawg]

Thinking I need to call the kids in and refresh their sunblock, but they are having so much fun right now. They are drawing pictures on the driveway with colored chalk. I went out to praise their "work" just now and I can really feel the sun burning my skin, more than normal, it seems.
 

*boring, responsible dad, spoils the fun*

[DirtDawg]

Also thinking that someone, don't know who, is about an asshole! The fire department and an ambulance were called to my house earlier today. I was fucking pissed!

... in addition to being a little worried about my two elderly neighbors, but they are all fine.

Someone pranked me, I think!

[ozymandias]

I just heard from my mum that my uncle phoned his mum to confess that he masturbated.

Was this a one-time event or does he call every time?

A one-time event.  He's been struggling with his guilt at lusting for a married woman he works with, and maybe thought that confessing his masturbation sins would make God a little less angry with him.  His mum just happens to be his own personal conduit to God.

Oh Lordy, lordy, now I have seen everything.  If I confessed every time I wanked, I'd still be kneeling in the fucking confessional for the last 40 years.   

[El]

Is it NORMAL that men talk about pronography with me so goddamn much???

[GalileoAce]

Is it NORMAL that men talk about pronography with me so goddamn much???

I guess that would depend on the context. Discussion pornography as in how they'd like to see you in it..That'd probably be normal. However, discussing it on an intellectual level and how the article was written poorly, would probably be abnormal...

[Peter]

Is it NORMAL that men talk about pronography with me so goddamn much???

I guess that would depend on the context. Discussion pornography as in how they'd like to see you in it..That'd probably be normal. However, discussing it on an intellectual level and how the article was written poorly, would probably be abnormal...

This on a site where pornographic pictures frequently turn into technical discussions about photoshop and human sexual anatomy.

[GalileoAce]

Is it NORMAL that men talk about pronography with me so goddamn much???

I guess that would depend on the context. Discussion pornography as in how they'd like to see you in it..That'd probably be normal. However, discussing it on an intellectual level and how the article was written poorly, would probably be abnormal...

This on a site where pornographic pictures frequently turn into technical discussions about photoshop and human sexual anatomy.

Yes, but we're not "normal"

[Christopher McCandless]

Also thinking that someone, don't know who, is about an asshole! The fire department and an ambulance were called to my house earlier today. I was fucking pissed!

... in addition to being a little worried about my two elderly neighbors, but they are all fine.

Someone pranked me, I think!

If they get caught I take it the law will come down pretty hard on them...

[El]

Is it NORMAL that men talk about pronography with me so goddamn much???

I guess that would depend on the context. Discussion pornography as in how they'd like to see you in it..That'd probably be normal. However, discussing it on an intellectual level and how the article was written poorly, would probably be abnormal...

...normal for me though.   

[GalileoAce]

Is it NORMAL that men talk about pronography with me so goddamn much???

I guess that would depend on the context. Discussion pornography as in how they'd like to see you in it..That'd probably be normal. However, discussing it on an intellectual level and how the article was written poorly, would probably be abnormal...

...normal for me though.  

There's normal, abnormal, then there's you?

[El]

   OK, you know fuckin' what?  I am REALLY sick of controlling the universe, and I was JOKING when I said that I bet this guy I'm interested in would cancel plans for the weekend and have car trouble.  However, since I obviously DO have godlike powers, you know what's going to happen today???  I'm going to go to the mall, go into hot topic, the stoned lesbian who was really into me half a year ago will be there again, I'm going to chat her up, find out she's not only single but also lives in the same apartment building, and she and I are going to be fucking like lesbian rabbits with the week. 

[GalileoAce]

Have fun! 

Alternative ending:
Pics or it didn't happen!...er won't happen...Er..What?

[El]

Thinking three things.

1.  Wow, I actually do dress like a whore.  My best friend's husband wasn't throwing out an empty compliment!
2.  I think I have found the Ultimate Way To Distress Tee Shirts That Looks Really Hot On Me.
3.  I have about an hour to kill.  Myspace picture time?

EDIT:  And the fourth thing I'm thinking is "Yes, yes I am vain.  My only defense is that it gets worse when I'm bored, which I am at the moment."

[Alex179]

Good luck with the lesbian sex.

You use myspace a good deal?   I can't get myself to use myspace regularly, it just annoys me to no end.

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

ginger oh god

I haven't had ginseng, but dandelion is a good hormonal stimulant.

If someone enquires I am rapidly thinking of sexual thoughts.