Swanson: "Whatever you do... don't provoke the bird"Gopher Gary: "What bird?"Swanson: *SCREAMS*
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Fook Mi on July 06, 2008, 05:54:50 PMQuote from: Peter on July 06, 2008, 03:40:06 PMQuote from: odeon on July 06, 2008, 03:28:13 PMQuote from: Peter on July 06, 2008, 03:26:45 PMI just heard from my mum that my uncle phoned his mum to confess that he masturbated.Was this a one-time event or does he call every time?A one-time event. He's been struggling with his guilt at lusting for a married woman he works with, and maybe thought that confessing his masturbation sins would make God a little less angry with him. His mum just happens to be his own personal conduit to God.How did this happen? Is he a total religious nutcase in some bizarre little sect or something along those lines?Yes, he's a total religious nutcase, but he's so irritating and self-obsessed that no sect would have him, so he just god-bothers on his own and sends any spare tens of thousands of pounds he has to Christian missionary organisations. Right now he's contemplating selling two of his houses to fund a Christian Asian radio station to spread the good word.
Quote from: Peter on July 06, 2008, 03:40:06 PMQuote from: odeon on July 06, 2008, 03:28:13 PMQuote from: Peter on July 06, 2008, 03:26:45 PMI just heard from my mum that my uncle phoned his mum to confess that he masturbated.Was this a one-time event or does he call every time?A one-time event. He's been struggling with his guilt at lusting for a married woman he works with, and maybe thought that confessing his masturbation sins would make God a little less angry with him. His mum just happens to be his own personal conduit to God.How did this happen? Is he a total religious nutcase in some bizarre little sect or something along those lines?
Quote from: odeon on July 06, 2008, 03:28:13 PMQuote from: Peter on July 06, 2008, 03:26:45 PMI just heard from my mum that my uncle phoned his mum to confess that he masturbated.Was this a one-time event or does he call every time?A one-time event. He's been struggling with his guilt at lusting for a married woman he works with, and maybe thought that confessing his masturbation sins would make God a little less angry with him. His mum just happens to be his own personal conduit to God.
Quote from: Peter on July 06, 2008, 03:26:45 PMI just heard from my mum that my uncle phoned his mum to confess that he masturbated.Was this a one-time event or does he call every time?
I just heard from my mum that my uncle phoned his mum to confess that he masturbated.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Worse is when I'm writing and (instead of basing a charcter on myself) realize I am becoming more and more like a character I initially intended to be dissimilar from myself.
Crappiest of all is this Typewriter of the Gods thing I seem to be unable NOT to do...
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 13, 2008, 08:33:59 PMCrappiest of all is this Typewriter of the Gods thing I seem to be unable NOT to do...What exactly is this? All Google's returning is some story by Stephen King.
Hm. Would you mind altering me a sudden promotion to lead RPG designer?(Instead of technical artist, which is what the job I'm currently being nibbled for would consist of...)
Quote from: Pyraxis on July 13, 2008, 08:57:37 PMHm. Would you mind altering me a sudden promotion to lead RPG designer?(Instead of technical artist, which is what the job I'm currently being nibbled for would consist of...)...the foxy spitfire, Pyraxis, made her request jokingly. However, when she went into work the next day and saw that she had gained the promotion she requested, her heart stopped for a moment... could PMS Elle actually control the universe?
