In a bid to save money, the nhs are telling couples seeking IVF to go and fuck themselves
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Quote from: ozymandias on June 21, 2008, 06:24:29 PMSooooooooooooooooooooo, do you think it might be something for you to dive into. I think you would be one of the hot shows! The only problem is I look too good right now to qualify for rescue.
Sooooooooooooooooooooo, do you think it might be something for you to dive into. I think you would be one of the hot shows!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Yeah- like right now I'm wearing a tank top I chopped the bottom off of this morning.
Welcome to the club of parentage! Check any and all ambitions at the door, subserviate yourself to serving a squalling 6-8 pound mass of flesh, poop and spit up! As well as give up the idea of sleeping soundly for the first six weeks of the cherubs existence outside mommy's uterus. My wife thought I was about to split the scene for at least 3 months after Amber was born. I surprised her by sticking it out. 16 years later I still wonder how I did it!
Doulas, birth plans, birthing centers, episiotomies, epidurals, baby names, cribs, disposable diapers vs. cloth diapers, etc...
Quote from: ozymandias on June 22, 2008, 08:49:50 PMWelcome to the club of parentage! Check any and all ambitions at the door, subserviate yourself to serving a squalling 6-8 pound mass of flesh, poop and spit up! As well as give up the idea of sleeping soundly for the first six weeks of the cherubs existence outside mommy's uterus. My wife thought I was about to split the scene for at least 3 months after Amber was born. I surprised her by sticking it out. 16 years later I still wonder how I did it! Thanks for the encouragement.
Quote from: Tesla on June 22, 2008, 08:19:59 PMDoulas, birth plans, birthing centers, episiotomies, epidurals, baby names, cribs, disposable diapers vs. cloth diapers, etc...I'm surprised you forgot to list xanax, klonopin, valium, lorazapam... GL with planning and prework. There totally needs to be a "Name Tesla's baby" thread at some point.
