What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?A pool table.
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I missed the drama again. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 05, 2008, 09:20:14 AMI believe that when a pre-recorded telemarketer calls for the second time in one morning, asking you to 'please hold' as soon as you answer the phone, it is a totally appropriate response to say "Cunt!" and hang the phone up....I really hope it was a telemarketer. Who the fuck else would ask me to hold as soon as I picked up the phone, though? I can't imaging them expecting a sane person to comply.If they didn't identify themselves first then it's 100% certain that it was a telemarketer. And most likely a political telemarketer. You were probably being set up to hear some poll/survey or attack ad.Either way I wouldn't have wasted the energy on saying "cunt". As soon as teleportation is perfected I intend to beam me over to the source of the call rip wires, smash desks etc and beam myself out before they know what hit them.
I believe that when a pre-recorded telemarketer calls for the second time in one morning, asking you to 'please hold' as soon as you answer the phone, it is a totally appropriate response to say "Cunt!" and hang the phone up....I really hope it was a telemarketer. Who the fuck else would ask me to hold as soon as I picked up the phone, though? I can't imaging them expecting a sane person to comply.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: ozymandias on May 05, 2008, 09:43:44 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on May 05, 2008, 09:20:14 AMI believe that when a pre-recorded telemarketer calls for the second time in one morning, asking you to 'please hold' as soon as you answer the phone, it is a totally appropriate response to say "Cunt!" and hang the phone up....I really hope it was a telemarketer. Who the fuck else would ask me to hold as soon as I picked up the phone, though? I can't imaging them expecting a sane person to comply.If they didn't identify themselves first then it's 100% certain that it was a telemarketer. And most likely a political telemarketer. You were probably being set up to hear some poll/survey or attack ad.Either way I wouldn't have wasted the energy on saying "cunt". As soon as teleportation is perfected I intend to beam me over to the source of the call rip wires, smash desks etc and beam myself out before they know what hit them. Are you kidding? the abillity to call someone a cunt with no reprocussions was a godsend. XD
Hypoglycemic? ... or something?
Quote from: Pyraxis on May 05, 2008, 07:06:54 PMHypoglycemic? ... or something?Almost definitely. Prolly overtired and stressed, too. (I'm in the middle of final exams and some other stuff, too.)