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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16710 on: May 04, 2008, 03:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 03:22:43 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:11:10 PM
All in all, most people are quite fortunate.

why?  you think there's something unfortunate about the way you do sex?  :yikes:

Just that most of them wouldn't have the stamina. :angel:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16711 on: May 04, 2008, 03:31:44 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:28:13 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 03:22:43 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:11:10 PM
All in all, most people are quite fortunate.

why?  you think there's something unfortunate about the way you do sex?  :yikes:

Just that most of them wouldn't have the stamina. :angel:

:LMAO:

not that you rate yourself, or anything.

where's the overinflated ego smiley?  :smarty:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16712 on: May 04, 2008, 03:33:13 PM »
do i want porridge?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16713 on: May 04, 2008, 03:35:06 PM »
One of my triops died and now it's being devoured by snails.  I should flush it down the loo before it decomposes and taints the water.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16714 on: May 04, 2008, 03:35:14 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 03:31:44 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:28:13 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 03:22:43 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:11:10 PM
All in all, most people are quite fortunate.

why?  you think there's something unfortunate about the way you do sex?  :yikes:

Just that most of them wouldn't have the stamina. :angel:

:LMAO:

not that you rate yourself, or anything.

where's the overinflated ego smiley?  :smarty:

:zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16715 on: May 04, 2008, 05:30:53 PM »
Eating Ice cream
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16716 on: May 04, 2008, 05:32:25 PM »
Staring at my empty bowl of ice cream and speculating whether to eat something else.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16717 on: May 04, 2008, 06:37:25 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on May 04, 2008, 05:32:25 PM
Staring at my empty bowl of ice cream and speculating whether to eat something else.

If your going to bed soon, a small bowl of cereal and milk might be the ticket! 
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16718 on: May 04, 2008, 06:42:52 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:41:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 02:39:27 PM
Test it and report back. Vid or it didn't happen.

why do you want to see a video of PMSElle having sex?   >:(
Lots of happy couples watch pornography together.  The fact that you both quasi-know me would make the experience even more intimate for you two.

(Oh, that that wasn't the type fo thing I would say in real life.  I'm gonna get shanked at some point.)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16719 on: May 04, 2008, 07:48:49 PM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 04, 2008, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:41:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 02:39:27 PM
Test it and report back. Vid or it didn't happen.

why do you want to see a video of PMSElle having sex?   >:(
Lots of happy couples watch pornography together.  The fact that you both quasi-know me would make the experience even more intimate for you two.

(Oh, that that wasn't the type fo thing I would say in real life.  I'm gonna get shanked at some point.)

I'm sure your present paramour would be happy to do the "shanking".   :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16720 on: May 05, 2008, 03:30:30 AM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on May 04, 2008, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:41:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 02:39:27 PM
Test it and report back. Vid or it didn't happen.

why do you want to see a video of PMSElle having sex?   >:(
Lots of happy couples watch pornography together.  The fact that you both quasi-know me would make the experience even more intimate for you two.

(Oh, that that wasn't the type fo thing I would say in real life.  I'm gonna get shanked at some point.)

good gods - you want us to waste shagging time watching videos?!  :yikes:

:laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16721 on: May 05, 2008, 04:42:50 AM »

thinking that it is interesting how we Americans celebrate our independence and many other times of great importance in our history by noting the BEGINNING of a brutal war, while Mexicans mark their independence by celebrating the END of a war.


WTF is wrong with us?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16722 on: May 05, 2008, 05:07:55 AM »
How can they maintain that it is truly a "non-skilled position"  if the job requires two weeks training/certification and daily updates to the process changes?

I may have started more shit at work than I realized at first. All I wanted was an increase in pay for doing my job well. Now they are reviewing every responsibility within in my department, due to some of the points I raised.



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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16723 on: May 05, 2008, 05:12:43 AM »


I just got off the phone with my supervisor, who assures me that "some things" will change.

 :angel:
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16724 on: May 05, 2008, 05:23:21 AM »
Yes, but those things changing could be the person holding your position... :(
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