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Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:11:10 PMAll in all, most people are quite fortunate. why? you think there's something unfortunate about the way you do sex?
All in all, most people are quite fortunate.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 03:22:43 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:11:10 PMAll in all, most people are quite fortunate. why? you think there's something unfortunate about the way you do sex? Just that most of them wouldn't have the stamina.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:28:13 PMQuote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 03:22:43 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 03:11:10 PMAll in all, most people are quite fortunate. why? you think there's something unfortunate about the way you do sex? Just that most of them wouldn't have the stamina. not that you rate yourself, or anything.where's the overinflated ego smiley?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Staring at my empty bowl of ice cream and speculating whether to eat something else.
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 02:39:27 PMTest it and report back. Vid or it didn't happen.why do you want to see a video of PMSElle having sex?
Test it and report back. Vid or it didn't happen.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Lucifer on May 04, 2008, 02:41:51 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2008, 02:39:27 PMTest it and report back. Vid or it didn't happen.why do you want to see a video of PMSElle having sex? Lots of happy couples watch pornography together. The fact that you both quasi-know me would make the experience even more intimate for you two.(Oh, that that wasn't the type fo thing I would say in real life. I'm gonna get shanked at some point.)