A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Also had a tortoise. I gave him to some kid to hold and the fucker dropped him Good thing nothing was wrong with him except he was a bit scared.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
My life is shit. I just can't get everything to work out the way I want it to.
My grandmother keeps calling but I won't speak to her.
Quote from: Gus on March 29, 2008, 01:03:55 PMMy grandmother keeps calling but I won't speak to her.My mother does that too!