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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15090 on: March 15, 2008, 10:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Gus! on March 15, 2008, 09:57:06 AM
I disappointed my sister.

You turned down her amorous advances?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15091 on: March 15, 2008, 10:24:05 AM »
Yah  :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15092 on: March 15, 2008, 10:26:19 AM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 13, 2008, 07:36:20 AM
Quote from: Peter on March 13, 2008, 05:36:48 AM
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 12, 2008, 08:56:16 PM
I just want to fuck.

(That actually basically was what I was going to post, too.)

How's the fucking working out for you these days?
It's one of the things that keeps me going, lol.

If Thag's still reading your posts, he must really be kicking himself.  For all those years you were on AD's, from what I understand you had a shitty libido and sexual response, and now you're off them, have broken up with him and have turned into a nymphomaniac.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15093 on: March 15, 2008, 10:28:02 AM »
Quote from: Gus! on March 15, 2008, 10:24:05 AM
Yah  :zoinks:

Do tell.  Don't worry if you have to make things up; all that matters is that we get a hot and kinky story.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15094 on: March 15, 2008, 11:29:22 AM »
need to get another shower soon
reeeeeeeeeeeally can't be arsed
i'm so lazy
my feet are cold too

then i need to change the sheets on my bed
but flo is sleeping on it and she looks so soft and fluffy and cute
she's snoring
she's comfortable there and i don't want to move her, but i won't be able to eat otherwise, and i haven't eaten since yesterday

unless you count pills :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15095 on: March 15, 2008, 12:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Peter on March 15, 2008, 10:28:02 AM
Quote from: Gus! on March 15, 2008, 10:24:05 AM
Yah  :zoinks:

Do tell.  Don't worry if you have to make things up; all that matters is that we get a hot and kinky story.

'ave no inspiration at the moment.

When it'll strike, I promise to makeet good  :orly:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15096 on: March 15, 2008, 02:07:07 PM »
A taxi just turned up, but I didn't order one.  The driver had what he thought was the right address, and the address he said he'd been dispatched to was indeed my address, so either he misheard the address (there are a lot of similar sounding street names around here) or someone sent him here maliciously (it could be whoever told the police that I was growing cannabis).
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15097 on: March 15, 2008, 02:14:15 PM »
If someone wanted to be malicious they would have sent you something you would have had to pay for.  Like a couple of pizzas.

I think it was a mistake.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15098 on: March 15, 2008, 02:16:48 PM »
I'd be more than happy to pay if someone turned up here with pizza and beer. ;D
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15099 on: March 15, 2008, 02:17:38 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 15, 2008, 02:16:48 PM
I'd be more than happy to pay if someone turned up here with pizza and beer. ;D

oh dear.  i only have me.  will that do you instead?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15100 on: March 15, 2008, 02:18:57 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 15, 2008, 02:16:48 PM
I'd be more than happy to pay if someone turned up here with pizza and beer. ;D

Even if it was 10 extra large ones with all the trimmings?  :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15101 on: March 15, 2008, 02:54:26 PM »
Quote from: Gus! on March 15, 2008, 02:18:57 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 15, 2008, 02:16:48 PM
I'd be more than happy to pay if someone turned up here with pizza and beer. ;D

Even if it was 10 extra large ones with all the trimmings?  :zoinks:

You've got a point. I'd just grab the beer and run. :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15102 on: March 15, 2008, 04:19:57 PM »
/cries.

you ignored my post!  :bigcry:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15103 on: March 15, 2008, 04:26:40 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 15, 2008, 04:19:57 PM
/cries.

you ignored my post!  :bigcry:

Isn't he a lout, well, if you need a replacement for him, just say the word, m'lady!  I stand behind the line of Sir_Les, DD and others who stand ready to serve Her Satanic Doctor Majesty.   8)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15104 on: March 15, 2008, 04:27:33 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 15, 2008, 02:17:38 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 15, 2008, 02:16:48 PM
I'd be more than happy to pay if someone turned up here with pizza and beer. ;D

oh dear.  i only have me.  will that do you instead?

:witch1:

I'll probably have to eat some of you cos I'm a bit hungry. Is that OK? :drool:
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