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Offline Calandale

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15000 on: March 11, 2008, 09:45:03 PM »
Being constipated is SO very ladylike.

I went a week, at boy scout camp.
No way in hell I could go in a public
latrine.

thought I might go a month, when
I was on my first trip out west.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15001 on: March 11, 2008, 10:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Snowball on March 11, 2008, 09:45:03 PM
Being constipated is SO very ladylike.
Ever notice how certain prissy women literally LOOK constipated?  My neighbor looks this way - her facial expression is a constipated one! 
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15002 on: March 11, 2008, 10:45:24 PM »
They just need an enema. It's hard to look
prissy, when you're squirting water.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15003 on: March 11, 2008, 11:39:51 PM »
1001!?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15004 on: March 12, 2008, 01:54:54 AM »
Still tired. I should sleep more. :yawn:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15005 on: March 12, 2008, 05:43:27 AM »
I wonder why my daughter was sick again all night.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15006 on: March 12, 2008, 06:07:22 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 12, 2008, 01:54:54 AM
Still tired. I should sleep more. :yawn:

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my fault?   :angel:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15007 on: March 12, 2008, 07:52:29 AM »
Quote from: Tristeza on March 11, 2008, 10:16:54 PM
Quote from: Snowball on March 11, 2008, 09:45:03 PM
Being constipated is SO very ladylike.
Ever notice how certain prissy women literally LOOK constipated?  My neighbor looks this way - her facial expression is a constipated one! 

I laugh at the prissy ones who pluck their eyebrows and re-draw them with that surprised look that says, "I just had an amazing shit!"
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15008 on: March 12, 2008, 07:59:28 AM »
i missed the 1000th page :'(
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15009 on: March 12, 2008, 08:19:14 AM »
Why do people keep calling me as soon as I fall asleep :-\
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15010 on: March 12, 2008, 09:04:05 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on March 12, 2008, 06:07:22 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 12, 2008, 01:54:54 AM
Still tired. I should sleep more. :yawn:

:hug:

my fault?   :angel:

Of course. You will have to *compensate* me. :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15011 on: March 12, 2008, 09:05:54 AM »
Quote from: parts on March 12, 2008, 08:19:14 AM
Why do people keep calling me as soon as I fall asleep :-\

Murphy's law.   :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15012 on: March 12, 2008, 09:26:44 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 12, 2008, 07:52:29 AM
Quote from: Tristeza on March 11, 2008, 10:16:54 PM
Quote from: Snowball on March 11, 2008, 09:45:03 PM
Being constipated is SO very ladylike.
Ever notice how certain prissy women literally LOOK constipated?  My neighbor looks this way - her facial expression is a constipated one! 

I laugh at the prissy ones who pluck their eyebrows and re-draw them with that surprised look that says, "I just had an amazing shit!"
That COMPLETELY freaks me out.  Makes them look like drag queens, too.   :-\  Never figured out why they think that's an attractive look.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15013 on: March 12, 2008, 09:40:49 AM »

Wondering what has happened to Rupert. I thought he was pretty funny.

He was here quite a bit for a short time, then disappeared.

:violin:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #15014 on: March 12, 2008, 10:01:34 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 12, 2008, 09:40:49 AM

Wondering what has happened to Rupert. I thought he was pretty funny.

He was here quite a bit for a short time, then disappeared.

:violin:

I had similar thoughts the other day
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