Local authorities believe that the reason OXMC wants to annex Greenland is because he wants to make Greenland the Isle of Elba for his son Eric Trump. Reasons why is that Eric seriously annoys the crap out of him.
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I would suggest a mass suicide, but Alex Plank would use our deaths for publicity.
...yellow trainers?
you've never seen the boy king's yellow trainers?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Thinking of a classmate last night who had me laughing my ass off talking about stuff like baby shanking.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 11, 2008, 07:03:19 AMThinking of a classmate last night who had me laughing my ass off talking about stuff like baby shanking.What does baby shanking involve?
Quote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 07:04:47 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on March 11, 2008, 07:03:19 AMThinking of a classmate last night who had me laughing my ass off talking about stuff like baby shanking.What does baby shanking involve?The shanking of babies.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 11, 2008, 07:23:08 AMQuote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 07:04:47 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on March 11, 2008, 07:03:19 AMThinking of a classmate last night who had me laughing my ass off talking about stuff like baby shanking.What does baby shanking involve?The shanking of babies.
Quote from: Lucifer on March 11, 2008, 07:52:16 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on March 11, 2008, 07:23:08 AMQuote from: Peter on March 11, 2008, 07:04:47 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on March 11, 2008, 07:03:19 AMThinking of a classmate last night who had me laughing my ass off talking about stuff like baby shanking.What does baby shanking involve?The shanking of babies.Yeah, it was a good conversation.