A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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The fact jman has probably jerked off to my pics, and that really disturbs me. I will refrain from posting any more.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Magical Trevor on March 05, 2008, 04:08:54 AMQuote from: Lucifer on March 05, 2008, 02:36:43 AMi've got one at 10.10 - booked it last week. thank fuck - i can get out of the house and away from the noise for a bit. /patmanaged to get one for Kitten eventually. ta, bruv. what's wrong with kitten?
Quote from: Lucifer on March 05, 2008, 02:36:43 AMi've got one at 10.10 - booked it last week. thank fuck - i can get out of the house and away from the noise for a bit. /patmanaged to get one for Kitten eventually.
i've got one at 10.10 - booked it last week. thank fuck - i can get out of the house and away from the noise for a bit.
Quote from: Fruit and veggies with faces! on March 05, 2008, 03:36:13 AMThe fact jman has probably jerked off to my pics, and that really disturbs me. I will refrain from posting any more.I never once said I masturbated to your pics, yes I am attracted to you, no I am not that sick.
Quote from: Lucifer on March 05, 2008, 05:18:21 AMQuote from: Magical Trevor on March 05, 2008, 04:08:54 AMQuote from: Lucifer on March 05, 2008, 02:36:43 AMi've got one at 10.10 - booked it last week. thank fuck - i can get out of the house and away from the noise for a bit. /patmanaged to get one for Kitten eventually. ta, bruv. what's wrong with kitten? needed asthma inhalers.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Damnit, will you QUIT reminding me of that? Jesus!