call in the fucking Guinness Book of Records, more like - it'd be a miracle.
Why's that? (I believe you're old enough...)
oh yes. but it's a bit of a continental stretch, is it not? and i don't think they do projectile artificial insemination. (gods, that's a repulsive thought!
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actually, pyraxis (i think you're the real one), perhaps i'm that awful refridgerator mother thingy. it's all my fault! will you ever forgive me?!!
Never. Ever. Wouldn't dream of it. I shall carry my vengefulness to the grave.
yep - that's my girl!
However, this does explain a few things. Like that bizarre family resemblance....
we have? i don't think i've seen a photo of you, have i?
i always think of you as looking like your avatar.