Is my brain working now? (Check, check)
It was on the blink for a while. The 's' key is wonky - you really have to press it twice to get it to work. And that goddamned cat's been sitting on me again - would you pleeaase get her to clean herself better so her fur doesn't get in the keys and make them even wonkier?
And while we're on the subject, would you pleeaase tell the teenagers to cool it with the nailpolish remover - it could ruin me.
But mainly I'm just hot. Hot, hot, hot. My fan is running double-time. Lift me up, cool me off, blow on me. There you go, I may run just a tad faster if I weren't so damned hot.
And do you really have to load such huge gargantuan pictures into me? Three thousand KB's is a little bit of overkill, in my humble opinion.
And that last person you wrote an email to, pleading for a job??? Please. They don't deserve you. Give it a rest.
Signed, your humble computer.
PS. Thanks for blocking MySpace.