A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Silent Dunc on August 19, 2007, 05:34:54 AMsomeone appears to have filled my body with sand overnight.That must be a unique experience
someone appears to have filled my body with sand overnight.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
If you'd been thinking with the big brain, dad, you wouldn't be down $400.This is one of those times when I genuinely do wish I wasn't right so goddamn much of the time, because I saw it coming. I guess it could have been worse; I was worried she'd get him thrown in jail again, and it'd stay on his record this time.Well, to be fair, his big problem was with her drinking, and of course she didn't need to when she was on opiates for her back pain, so I should cut him some slack, right?
Quote from: Great Almighty (GA) on August 19, 2007, 06:32:17 AMQuote from: Silent Dunc on August 19, 2007, 05:34:54 AMsomeone appears to have filled my body with sand overnight.That must be a unique experienceSand makes glass, right? My back is full of glass right now.(miserable swelling of two ruptured disks - hope the other one doesn't start up, too)
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on August 19, 2007, 01:59:18 AMi think i'm going to end up being one of those people who has their groceries delivered to their house.Like me, you mean?
i think i'm going to end up being one of those people who has their groceries delivered to their house.
Quote from: Peter on August 19, 2007, 05:01:22 AMQuote from: SupernaturalDork on August 19, 2007, 01:59:18 AMi think i'm going to end up being one of those people who has their groceries delivered to their house.Like me, you mean?If that's what you do, then yes. Working in a supermarket is making me want to never set foot in one again.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
It's not because of laziness (though I am a lazy person)...I think I have been traumatized...or in the words of Randy, "truamatized" by supermarkets.
I used to work in Spar, which is crappiest, scummiest grocery chain we have here.
Quote from: Peter on August 19, 2007, 11:34:06 AMI used to work in Spar, which is crappiest, scummiest grocery chain we have here. You don't have Netto, Lidl and Aldi in Glasgow?