Post what you're thinking right now.

[odeon]

/checks

[Lucifer]

 

still want to leave, now?   

 

[DirtDawg]

Having a super hyper day. Everyything is moving in slow motion. Today I could catch a fly with chopsticks, by the wings. My wife is ready to kill me.
My cat is a little stressed, maybe as a result. She is going through ninja moves, bouncing off of everything and flying through the air, one-pawing the landing and zooming. It's funny, but in slow motion, I think how funny it would be to see a cat trying to deal with life in a zero gravity situation.

So cool it would be to see her, like this, bouncing around in zero G.

[Natalia Evans]

Still waiting for that ticket. 

[Randy]

What do you think?


It doesn't not take the same amount of stimuli to get scream, sex, bloody loud no more.  So fuckn calmn now.

[El]

I just found a healing scratch on my right side a couple of inches above my hipbone that I don't remembere getting.

WTF HAS MY CAT BEEN DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP???  I keep getting random wounds!!!!

(I refuse to consider the other option:  That my new apartment complex resembles the Overlook hotel in more than just looks.)

[El]

I loooooooooooooooooooooooove Taboo.

Two fund things to do are purposely guess wrong, as in:

Friend (in the middle of a frustrating battle to get us to say "focus"):  If it's dirty, you can't see out of it.
Me:  CONDOMS!!!

...and to not actually play the game, but have a conversation and hand cards to another person instead of saying certain words in the conversation.  I just went through the deck sequentially and was able to go on for several good stretches.  It was like the deck was rigged.  I hope I can duplicate that spiel at some point; it was fun.

[GalileoAce]

I loooooooooooooooooooooooove Taboo.
Two fund things to do are purposely guess wrong, as in:
Friend (in the middle of a frustrating battle to get us to say "focus"):  If it's dirty, you can't see out of it.
Me:  CONDOMS!!!
...and to not actually play the game, but have a conversation and hand cards to another person instead of saying certain words in the conversation.  I just went through the deck sequentially and was able to go on for several good stretches.  It was like the deck was rigged.  I hope I can duplicate that spiel at some point; it was fun.

Can I play board games with you?

[richard]

im thinking about my fucking paycheck!

[DirtDawg]

WTF HAS MY CAT BEEN DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP???  I keep getting random wounds!!!!

My cat woke me up a few nights ago by piercing my nipple, literally. Well, actually more like bisecting it.
I have one of those cats that would have been accused of being a baby smotherer. She loves to sleep right up under my breath (poor, disturbed animal), but apparently I shoved her off the bed in my sleep and she tried to hang on. The only thing in range of her claw swipe was leftygirl (yes, my nipples are both girls) and she didn't hold the weight of the cat. I woke right up, though!

I still think it would be great fun to watch a cat in a zero gravity environment.

[duncvis]

The only thing in range of her claw swipe was leftygirl (yes, my nipples are both girls) and she didn't hold the weight of the cat.

OW OW OW *wince*

[Tesla]

I just found a healing scratch on my right side a couple of inches above my hipbone that I don't remembere getting.

WTF HAS MY CAT BEEN DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP???  I keep getting random wounds!!!!

(I refuse to consider the other option:  That my new apartment complex resembles the Overlook hotel in more than just looks.)

[DirtDawg]

The only thing in range of her claw swipe was leftygirl (yes, my nipples are both girls) and she didn't hold the weight of the cat.

OW OW OW *wince*

"It was just an accident,"  my daughter said ... Yeah, like the damned encounter in hell.
Didn't think it was funny at all, until I saw PMS Elle's comment. It was some serious business at first.

Still tender as FUCK though and that was Sunday!

[El]

I loooooooooooooooooooooooove Taboo.
Two fund things to do are purposely guess wrong, as in:
Friend (in the middle of a frustrating battle to get us to say "focus"):  If it's dirty, you can't see out of it.
Me:  CONDOMS!!!
...and to not actually play the game, but have a conversation and hand cards to another person instead of saying certain words in the conversation.  I just went through the deck sequentially and was able to go on for several good stretches.  It was like the deck was rigged.  I hope I can duplicate that spiel at some point; it was fun.

Can I play board games with you?

I just found a healing scratch on my right side a couple of inches above my hipbone that I don't remembere getting.

WTF HAS MY CAT BEEN DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP???  I keep getting random wounds!!!!

(I refuse to consider the other option:  That my new apartment complex resembles the Overlook hotel in more than just looks.)

I have a friend who wants to ride a tricycle up and down the hallways here. 

[Randy]

Jessica teaching me bad behavior.  So good I met her!  She sent a message about a teddy bear holding a rose.  People being mean because of her disability, and my answer to that, is only truely healty people have alot of compassion.  I explain alot to her, because I love her so much.  Most people are not, even the skinny ones.  They don't know what they are missing.  I keep getting told to cheat on her, and if that is what is cool to everyone else, I don't care, its not cool to me.  They badly want me to join in on making fun of her, and even if that is cool to, its not cool to me.  People think I am so cool with my jokes and ability to uplift a dead room.  I don't brag excessively, infact my attention is atuned to helping people cope.
Jessica is so much happier now, and I am to.  Well, because I can't hold her, its not so good.  Its sorta like a melted sunday with no cherry on top.  I got everything fixed and no bitch to share it with.