Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.-Steve Martin
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
There are tears running down my face. They were made by Alcon Laboratories (UK) Ltd.
I desperately want to make a fool of myself in a publically memorable way. I'm thinking movies with friends on Thu... bad Harry Potter cosplay, a la Rocky Horror but geekier... bad (and persistant) fake accent... memorizing some Latin......but what else can I do with it? There's got to be something.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Arsebiscuits.
Quote from: Peter on July 13, 2007, 04:50:32 PMThere are tears running down my face. They were made by Alcon Laboratories (UK) Ltd.what are you on about? did you get tears in a bottle?