Post what you're thinking right now.

[Eamonn]

Whatever can i do to change your mind, flourescent? I bet if i post my picture you'd re-evaluate your preferences.

[Randy]

I was thinking of Mc Jagger and QuirkyCarla when I went shopping at walmart.  I bought alot of supplements, but I decided to do the bulk of my food shopping at another store. Infact, from those bastards, I bought a can of no salt tomatoes and some lean pork.  I bought the supplments there because there is no were else cheaper.  Those supplements do not come out of my computer fund, nor does the expensive health tea I bought.

[McGiver]

do you want to learn how to get over on walmart?

[Draggon]

These aren't the droids you're looking for

[McGiver]

so now your on the aspoid kick?

[Randy]

I will not become gay, because I don't get a boner when I look at other males.  I am in no way sexually aroused, nor will I ever be such.  Therefore I am not gay.  I am starting to wonder if you are kidding or not Eamonn.  There are sick people out there, and I also that this intensity. This behavior is expected here.

Tell me how to get over on them, Mc Jagger, as long as it does not involve stealing. I could order those supplements, but I would have to look into it.

[Draggon]

so now your on the aspoid kick?

whats the aspoid kick?

[McGiver]

next time you need to buy a couple of trashcans, or similar, present them for sale.

heres how:
go get one trash can, then go get your supplements, or wahtever, put them in the trashcan.  then go get another trashcan and  put it inside the first trash can.

look for a bored cashier, one that looks like they dont really give a fuck, and present your entire order for sale as is.
its not your problem if they don't look inside, now is it.

how many items do people leave under their cart in the parking lot.  walmart resells em, unless the customer comes back, which is unlikely.

also another thing you need to consider is that the items that were omitted by the cashier do not contain those metalic security strips.

this is not stealing, this is an oversight on their part.
and i don't feel like hearing any moralistic opinions about this practice because guess what, WALMART IS WITHOUT MORALS.
also make sure that you have enough to pay for everything if the cashier isn't as bored as she seems

[Draggon]

wonder what the odds of this pickup line workin

Hey tootse can I take to eat you out sometime?  er, I mean take you out to eat sometime?

[Hibakusha]

If I prefer viewing couples porn opposed to “models”, does that make me gay.
If I like watching “gay” girls, does that make me gay
If I like Both, does that make me “Bi”
If I question myself about sex
Does that make me kinda
Sexually confused
Bi-Curious
 

[Draggon]

is hibakusha my long lost twin separated from birth?

[Draggon]

my skin is itchy

[Hibakusha]

have all my relatives been annagramized

[Lucifer]

we all wish, dont we?

dunno about all, as i wouldn't speak for everyone, but i certainly do.

[Lucifer]

wonder what the odds of this pickup line workin

Hey tootse can I take to eat you out sometime?  er, I mean take you out to eat sometime?

nil.  either they'll:

a) merely look confused;
b) get it straight away, and your facial structure is toast; or
c) say yes, and be the sort of female you really DON'T want to be in the same county as.

i wouldn't bother - sorry draggon.