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Offline Eclair

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9450 on: June 15, 2007, 06:13:48 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on June 15, 2007, 06:10:37 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 15, 2007, 05:43:01 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on June 15, 2007, 05:41:36 PM
Let me know where I can find one.  My wife is such a blanky hog! :P

I'll warm you your bed for you Ozy  :-*  (Just so long as you don't mind me warming up your wife too  :eyebrows: )

I can truthfully say that this is the only time I have ever considered a "girl on girl" image arousing. :evillaugh:   :drool: :penis: :plus: :congrats:
Hopefully though you would still get an invite into the bed...PI might warm her up a bit too much!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9451 on: June 15, 2007, 06:15:59 PM »
Ah, but, PI loves it from both sides and she is consideratly insatiable. :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9452 on: June 15, 2007, 06:21:19 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on June 15, 2007, 05:49:45 PM
Is it me or is it getting hot in here?? :eyebrows:

Loosening my collar hasn't helped. It must be you.

No, wait ... Ozy, you dog, you!


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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9453 on: June 15, 2007, 07:12:20 PM »
Damn this is fucking good (Land, off 'Horses' by Patti Smith)  8)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9454 on: June 15, 2007, 07:44:14 PM »

God I love Patti Smith! She is a lost heart (in my dreams) that I miss. She should play more! Can't she just make your skin fight itself.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9455 on: June 15, 2007, 11:50:24 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 15, 2007, 07:44:14 PM
Can't she just make your skin fight itself.

what a bloody marvellous phrase.  :plus:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9456 on: June 16, 2007, 12:20:02 AM »
I have a pretty slug on my desk.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9457 on: June 16, 2007, 12:24:03 AM »
no such thing.  all snails and slugs should be subject to genocide.  i fucking loathe the bastards.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9458 on: June 16, 2007, 12:32:51 AM »
I'm petting mine.
I live in the slug capital.

If you don't like them though,
feed them beer.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9459 on: June 16, 2007, 01:07:44 AM »
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 12:32:51 AM
I'm petting mine.
I live in the slug capital.

If you don't like them though,
feed them beer.

i do.  i have various humane traps around the garden.  something along the lines of:

http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/

i know i've posted it before, but it's still hilarious.  "translated from the original gibberish into even more gibberish".   :laugh:







(sorry, I accidentally edited instead of quoting you. don't turn me into anything. *sweeps up and leaves quietly* )
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9460 on: June 16, 2007, 03:01:48 AM »
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 12:20:02 AM
I have a pretty slug on my desk.
Is it batting it's pretty stalky eyes at you and saying "ooh baby, you make me go all soft and gooey"?  :o
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9461 on: June 16, 2007, 03:02:38 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 03:01:48 AM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 12:20:02 AM
I have a pretty slug on my desk.
Is it batting it's pretty stalky eyes at you and saying "ooh baby, you make me go all soft and gooey"?  :o

No. It loved me and left me.  :-[
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9462 on: June 16, 2007, 03:44:17 AM »
wish the fuckers in my garden would.  leave, that is - i don't need their love.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9463 on: June 16, 2007, 06:16:21 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 16, 2007, 01:07:44 AM
Quote from: calandale on June 16, 2007, 12:32:51 AM
I'm petting mine.
I live in the slug capital.

If you don't like them though,
feed them beer.

i do.  i have various humane traps around the garden.  something along the lines of:

http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/

i know i've posted it before, but it's still hilarious.  "translated from the original gibberish into even more gibberish".   :laugh:







(sorry, I accidentally edited instead of quoting you. don't turn me into anything. *sweeps up and leaves quietly* )



Wonder whose bright idea it was to use Babel Fish to make international web pages?  :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #9464 on: June 16, 2007, 06:21:36 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 16, 2007, 03:44:17 AM
wish the fuckers in my garden would.  leave, that is - i don't need their love.
Well, if you invite Cal over...as I suspect you would be keen to do...he can give you his loving and then play Pied Piper with the slimy suckers and eradicate them for you...they will be drawn to his King of Slugs!
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