Post what you're thinking right now.

[Eclair]

Let me know where I can find one.  My wife is such a blanky hog!

I'll warm you your bed for you Ozy    (Just so long as you don't mind me warming up your wife too  )

I can truthfully say that this is the only time I have ever considered a "girl on girl" image arousing.    

Hopefully though you would still get an invite into the bed...PI might warm her up a bit too much!

[ozymandias]

Ah, but, PI loves it from both sides and she is consideratly insatiable.

[DirtDawg]

Is it me or is it getting hot in here??

Loosening my collar hasn't helped. It must be you.

No, wait ... Ozy, you dog, you!


(The man has resources)

[duncvis]

Damn this is fucking good (Land, off 'Horses' by Patti Smith) 

[DirtDawg]

God I love Patti Smith! She is a lost heart (in my dreams) that I miss. She should play more! Can't she just make your skin fight itself.

[Lucifer]

Can't she just make your skin fight itself.

what a bloody marvellous phrase. 

[Calandale]

I have a pretty slug on my desk.

[Lucifer]

no such thing.  all snails and slugs should be subject to genocide.  i fucking loathe the bastards.

[Calandale]

I'm petting mine.
I live in the slug capital.

If you don't like them though,
feed them beer.

[Lucifer]

I'm petting mine.
I live in the slug capital.

If you don't like them though,
feed them beer.

i do.  i have various humane traps around the garden.  something along the lines of:

http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/

i know i've posted it before, but it's still hilarious.  "translated from the original gibberish into even more gibberish".   







(sorry, I accidentally edited instead of quoting you. don't turn me into anything. *sweeps up and leaves quietly* )

[Eclair]

I have a pretty slug on my desk.

Is it batting it's pretty stalky eyes at you and saying "ooh baby, you make me go all soft and gooey"? 

[Calandale]

I have a pretty slug on my desk.

Is it batting it's pretty stalky eyes at you and saying "ooh baby, you make me go all soft and gooey"? 

No. It loved me and left me. 

[Lucifer]

wish the fuckers in my garden would.  leave, that is - i don't need their love.

[duncvis]

I'm petting mine.
I live in the slug capital.

If you don't like them though,
feed them beer.

i do.  i have various humane traps around the garden.  something along the lines of:

http://www.yipi.de/snailtrap/

i know i've posted it before, but it's still hilarious.  "translated from the original gibberish into even more gibberish".   







(sorry, I accidentally edited instead of quoting you. don't turn me into anything. *sweeps up and leaves quietly* )

Wonder whose bright idea it was to use Babel Fish to make international web pages? 

[Eclair]

wish the fuckers in my garden would.  leave, that is - i don't need their love.

Well, if you invite Cal over...as I suspect you would be keen to do...he can give you his loving and then play Pied Piper with the slimy suckers and eradicate them for you...they will be drawn to his King of Slugs!