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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8625 on: May 24, 2007, 05:07:37 PM »
Curious. You must be immune. It just strikes me that most otherwise hetero males would still give Johnny Depp one. Hence, willingness to admit it or not depends on whether the respondent is insecure about their sexuality.  :angel:

Out of interest, which males hit your bi-curious bone?

Bowie turned me on, when he was young

I had a friend who intrigued me when drunk,
but I don't really think that I want sex per say.

Thoughts of pleasuring, and seeing how they'd react are more interesting.

Certainly, there'd be no real point to having my penis inside a male.

George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8626 on: May 24, 2007, 05:08:32 PM »
Why does stomach acid taste like I swallowed a bunch of nickels?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8627 on: May 24, 2007, 05:38:38 PM »
I never have found any male physically attractive enough to think about having sex with them.  I must be weird!

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8628 on: May 24, 2007, 05:45:41 PM »
Curious. You must be immune. It just strikes me that most otherwise hetero males would still give Johnny Depp one. Hence, willingness to admit it or not depends on whether the respondent is insecure about their sexuality.  :angel:

Out of interest, which males hit your bi-curious bone?

Bowie turned me on, when he was young

I had a friend who intrigued me when drunk,
but I don't really think that I want sex per say.

Thoughts of pleasuring, and seeing how they'd react are more interesting.

Certainly, there'd be no real point to having my penis inside a male.



Is that the dude from labyrinth?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8629 on: May 24, 2007, 05:59:29 PM »
As an admin, I can not only see my karma but also the number of yays and gheys total, and thus:  I wonder who will be my 500th yay?

Honestly, I don't keep track of the number, but I got curious after reading another thread where someone put up a stink, and noticed I'm just a few away.  It would actually be kind of cool if I reached a big ghey milestone first, but my ghey karma is severely lacking.   :'(  I guess I'm not contravercial enough.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8630 on: May 24, 2007, 06:04:28 PM »
It's a big hump to overcome, and I'm not going
to help you, unless you manage to earn it.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8631 on: May 24, 2007, 06:04:43 PM »
Oh, NOW the spam stops.  Now that I'm nearly fatally bored.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8632 on: May 24, 2007, 06:05:19 PM »
It's a big hump to overcome, and I'm not going
to help you, unless you manage to earn it.

I didn't earn most of the ones I have now.  I think people think making numbers change is fun.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8633 on: May 24, 2007, 06:07:04 PM »
Oh, NOW the spam stops.  Now that I'm nearly fatally bored.

You shouldn't have read it all.

I've got work that I have to do,
since I'm going out tonight.

All the soda, and you should be
able to manage a scrappy spam
fest, at the least.

I didn't earn most of the ones I have now.  I think people think making numbers change is fun.

I don't know about people, but I sure do.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8634 on: May 24, 2007, 06:08:04 PM »
It's decaf soda.  I'll go to bed soon.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8635 on: May 24, 2007, 06:22:43 PM »
At the end of June we'll be taking Amber to her summer camp and I'll be driving down I-91 and take the Mass Pike near Holyoke.  I wonder if I wave in the direction of Springfield whether PMS Elle will feel the breeze?  Either that or after eating lunch at the Cracker Barrel I'll fart in the same general direction and she'll post about the stench. :P :stinker: :twitch: :insane: :crazy: :gaara:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8636 on: May 24, 2007, 06:30:24 PM »
Ah, the shakespearian insultingness of it all.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8637 on: May 24, 2007, 08:02:15 PM »
To pee or not to pee.  That is the question.  Whether tis nobler in the mind to pee in the poteth or to pee in lit's mouth.  Something doth be rotten in the state of DenmarK. Alas poor penis, I knew it well, Horatio.  And now is the hour of our discontent  Good night sweet prince for tis the time to sleep, perchance to dream.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8638 on: May 24, 2007, 08:14:33 PM »
To pee or not to pee.  That is the question.  Whether tis nobler in the mind to pee in the poteth or to pee in lit's mouth.  Something doth be rotten in the state of DenmarK. Alas poor penis, I knew it well, Horatio.  And now is the hour of our discontent  Good night sweet prince for tis the time to sleep, perchance to dream.
 

Damnit ozy you keep writing shit I want to  :plus: you for!!!

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #8639 on: May 24, 2007, 09:08:38 PM »
I'm thinking I'm going to SpacDonalds to get a Big Spac Meal.  I'm tired and pissed off because everything is back to front.