A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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I need a boyfriend, but I have no prospects.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
in case of no success have a can of this
I know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.
Quote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 01:16:26 PMI know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.Pfft. Bunch a pansies, the lot of yas.Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Nobody loves me.
Quote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 21, 2007, 01:18:29 PMQuote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 01:16:26 PMI know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.Pfft. Bunch a pansies, the lot of yas.Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Nobody loves me. You just need a visit from the hugglebunny.
Quote from: Peter on April 21, 2007, 01:25:04 PMQuote from: Emperor He-Bitch Huang on April 21, 2007, 01:18:29 PMQuote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 01:16:26 PMI know i just wanted an excuse to post something daft.I could do with someone to cuddle as well, been a few months.Pfft. Bunch a pansies, the lot of yas.Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Nobody loves me. You just need a visit from the hugglebunny.Sure, if she's a cute lady underneath.