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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7590 on: April 10, 2007, 05:28:43 AM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7591 on: April 10, 2007, 06:06:38 AM »
Sorry guys, the gun went off and I died and came back as a bitchy cartoon.

Could you tell us what it's like on the 'other side' ??

Is there a seperate 'gate' for each religion ??

Do you wait in 'Limbo' to be re-incarnated ??

Do angels have big boobs ??

1- no
2- see above
3-see above
4-see above  :P

Shit. I would kill myself immediately, if heaven were like in the old Viking mythology.  8)

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7592 on: April 10, 2007, 06:07:37 AM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.

Don't worry. That's one of the few things I haven't done yet, but I haven't had a cell phone that long. Otherwise, that could have been me.  :-\

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7593 on: April 10, 2007, 10:13:54 AM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.

Maybe you can prim it out with your flawless wit.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7594 on: April 10, 2007, 10:26:57 AM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.

Maybe you can prim it out with your flawless wit.

If you think I have been going for wit at someone else's expense, instead of sarcasm or self pwnage, one of us is confused. I do not enjoy deliberately belittling another.

OK, what is the problem you have with me? I have no problem with you, bucko.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7595 on: April 10, 2007, 10:31:12 AM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.

Maybe you can prim it out with your flawless wit.

If you think I have been going for wit at someone else's expense, instead of sarcasm or self pwnage, one of us is confused. I do not enjoy deliberately belittling another.

OK, what is the problem you have with me? I have no problem with you, bucko.

Hmm. Could be envy.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7596 on: April 10, 2007, 10:33:10 AM »
???

You can't be that bored.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2007, 10:42:26 AM by Dosanza Bidges »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7597 on: April 10, 2007, 10:35:45 AM »
You have a dog's arse whereas I have Borat. Boo-hoo!

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7598 on: April 10, 2007, 10:39:52 AM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.

My husband slipped and fell into the creek while he was carrying our daughter across and ruined his cell phone too.

He had some sort of replacement warranty on it, so he was able to have a new one shipped to him very quickly for some small deductible.  You might want to see if you have a warranty on yours.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7599 on: April 10, 2007, 10:53:56 AM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.

My husband slipped and fell into the creek while he was carrying our daughter across and ruined his cell phone too.

He had some sort of replacement warranty on it, so he was able to have a new one shipped to him very quickly for some small deductible.  You might want to see if you have a warranty on yours.

You're right. My brother is terrible with his ... he works. I know we have the about the same plan and his was about twelve bucks, deductible, to replace and reprogram. I don't know if the E-PROM (or whatever the proper geek term is) can be saved on this one though. It won't be a problem.

I just have a comforting feeling, knowing that the school psych and nurse have that number to contact me, first, if there is a problem. I'm a little nervous, right now, but I'll get it fixed or replaced this afternoon.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7600 on: April 10, 2007, 10:58:55 AM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.

My husband slipped and fell into the creek while he was carrying our daughter across and ruined his cell phone too.

He had some sort of replacement warranty on it, so he was able to have a new one shipped to him very quickly for some small deductible.  You might want to see if you have a warranty on yours.

You're right. My brother is terrible with his ... he works. I know we have the about the same plan and his was about twelve bucks, deductible, to replace and reprogram. I don't know if the E-PROM (or whatever the proper geek term is) can be saved on this one though. It won't be a problem.

I just have a comforting feeling, knowing that the school psych and nurse have that number to contact me, first, if there is a problem. I'm a little nervous, right now, but I'll get it fixed or replaced this afternoon.

Don't they have the phone number for your land line at home as well?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7601 on: April 10, 2007, 11:08:45 AM »
Yes, they have four numbers to reach us with, but that one is mine and it gets priority. Like when one of our cars was in the shop last week, I felt out of control. It's the same thing.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7602 on: April 10, 2007, 11:21:19 AM »

I just noticed I have the perfect Karma.

Roll up for the 420!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7603 on: April 10, 2007, 11:32:28 AM »
I lost my cell phone in the laundry once (that's what I get for carrying it in a pocket) and because I'd had it for more than two years, when I went into a Sprint store they just offered to replace it. Apparently you get a free upgrade every two years.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7604 on: April 10, 2007, 01:22:48 PM »

I'm such a clumsy oaf! I just dropped my cell phone into my grape juice. I doesn't work, anymore.

If you remove the phone, you'll find that it's easier to drink the juice - assuming that's what you
meant by your not working anymore.

If these are unrelated statements, I don't know what to say.