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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7335 on: March 28, 2007, 08:15:22 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on March 27, 2007, 08:23:37 PM
I seriously doubt you're the only one on here having fun watching you figure out twisted stuff to do to guys while tied up.
i concur.

i enjoy getting pwnzered.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7336 on: March 28, 2007, 09:14:14 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 27, 2007, 07:52:41 AM

Where the hell did all the hot redheads on motorcycles come from?
I swear that the girl in front of me a few minutes ago was piloting one of those modern, racy, radical looking, crotch rockets, while leaning forward, rather dramatically and pleasuring her clit!

I wish I could pleasure myself that easily.  A girl I knew could pleasure herself just by sitting on the edge of the seat when riding one of the old, shaky buses.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7337 on: March 28, 2007, 09:29:24 AM »
Thinking about my tasks for the rest of the day.  While waiting for my English Breakfast Tea.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7338 on: March 28, 2007, 01:56:57 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 28, 2007, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 27, 2007, 07:52:41 AM

Where the hell did all the hot redheads on motorcycles come from?
I swear that the girl in front of me a few minutes ago was piloting one of those modern, racy, radical looking, crotch rockets, while leaning forward, rather dramatically and pleasuring her clit!

I wish I could pleasure myself that easily.  A girl I knew could pleasure herself just by sitting on the edge of the seat when riding one of the old, shaky buses.
*tries to remember seeing girls riding on the edge of the seat, in an old, shaky bus*

The girl I saw yesterday was jamming out to some rather powerful speakers, mounted behind her, in place of saddlebags. I know she was dancing or moving in rhythm to the music and putting on a little show, but I got a good look at her face, while she was next to me at a stoplight. I have seen that look before. I know what she was doing. I just wonder if she knew that I knew. The thought that she might have, causes a flow of energy that leads to wood, if I dwell on it.

*tries to dwell*
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7339 on: March 28, 2007, 02:56:16 PM »
The young girls aren't what they used to be. I can find almost a new girl to have cyber sex with every day, and they often have fantasies about drinking piss, getting raped by old men or fucked by German shepherd dogs.  ??? Real life dates are harder to find, though.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7340 on: March 28, 2007, 03:20:01 PM »
girls are icky.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7341 on: March 28, 2007, 03:37:05 PM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7342 on: March 28, 2007, 03:47:52 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 28, 2007, 03:20:01 PM
girls are icky.

... and sometimes icthyus, especially the icky ones.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7343 on: March 29, 2007, 12:15:01 PM »
Wow. Five pages of posts were made before someone finally thought to use visual aids in the grosser than gross thread. Maybe you guys are losing your touch.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7344 on: March 29, 2007, 05:06:40 PM »
Quote from: Friar Tuck on March 29, 2007, 12:15:01 PM
Wow. Five pages of posts were made before someone finally thought to use visual aids in the grosser than gross thread. Maybe you guys are losing your touch.
maybe we learned about foerplay. :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7345 on: March 29, 2007, 05:13:18 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 28, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
The young girls aren't what they used to be. I can find almost a new girl to have cyber sex with every day, and they often have fantasies about drinking piss, getting raped by old men or fucked by German shepherd dogs.  ??? Real life dates are harder to find, though.

Those aren't young girls.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7346 on: March 29, 2007, 07:16:22 PM »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7347 on: March 30, 2007, 08:36:39 AM »
I just had a steak so good even the fat was tastey.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7348 on: March 30, 2007, 08:50:51 AM »
Quote from: Friar Tuck on March 29, 2007, 12:15:01 PM
Wow. Five pages of posts were made before someone finally thought to use visual aids in the grosser than gross thread. Maybe you guys are losing your touch.

Callaway had some pics of cockroaches on page 3.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #7349 on: March 30, 2007, 09:26:29 AM »
Quote from: calandale on March 29, 2007, 05:13:18 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 28, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
The young girls aren't what they used to be. I can find almost a new girl to have cyber sex with every day, and they often have fantasies about drinking piss, getting raped by old men or fucked by German shepherd dogs.  ??? Real life dates are harder to find, though.

Those aren't young girls.

Yes they are, at least the ones that I've spoken to on the phone. I know there are guys sopposing to be girls, but I usually look through them.
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