It's Women's History Month, last month was Black History month, and there are more special days, months, years for everyone who wants to be noticed. Fuck 'em! It's my turn to be noticed ...
For the next hour, it's Surviving, but Insignificant and Mostly Forgotten or Ignored White Male History Hour. Then you can have your month back - all "twenty eight days" of it.
(No, I'm not mad at women, I'm annoyed at the commercialisation of every fucking concept we can possibly imagine.)