Post what you're thinking right now.

[Peter]

YYYYYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some good news.  When I told my dad he was crying a little apparently.  Can't wait to hear my mom's reaction.  Thread to follow at some point.

You're getting married?  You won the lottery?  The doctors screwed up and you're pregnant?

1.  No, then Thagomizer would be posting in the "People with real problems" forum
2.  No, althogh that would be cool too
3.  No, then I'd be livid and hysterical

Something to do with uni then?  Did you get a nobel prize?

[El]

YYYYYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some good news.  When I told my dad he was crying a little apparently.  Can't wait to hear my mom's reaction.  Thread to follow at some point.

You're getting married?  You won the lottery?  The doctors screwed up and you're pregnant?

1.  No, then Thagomizer would be posting in the "People with real problems" forum
2.  No, althogh that would be cool too
3.  No, then I'd be livid and hysterical

Something to do with uni then?  Did you get a nobel prize?

Not quite but along those lines on a smaller scale.

[ozymandias]

You Ace'd a test or a paper??

[SovaNu]

crowd as in the public? whos gonna vote someone out then?

[Graelwyn]

My belly is sore, I cannot take a shit, I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place and I am sure I have a period coming even tho I only had one 2 weeks ago. 

[Randy]

My belly is sore, I cannot take a shit, I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place and I am sure I have a period coming even tho I only had one 2 weeks ago. 

You can slap me on the shoulder like my friend Jenn does at work.

[Peter]

I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place

Some possible solutions:

1.  Ask us nicely to stop posting porn (probably won't do much).
2.  Stop opening threads marked 'porn' (probably the most effective option).
3.  Offer free sex to intensity members so that we're less sexually frustrated.

[Randy]

Sex sex sex, I need to get laid.

I think I get volitile and hyperactive at times from not jacking off.

I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place

Some possible solutions:

1.  Ask us nicely to stop posting porn (probably won't do much).
2.  Stop opening threads marked 'porn' (probably the most effective option).
3.  Offer free sex to intensity members so that we're less sexually frustrated.

Hey Peter, why don't all the men fuck each other, that will stop the sexual frusturation and stop her problem.

[Peter]

Hey Peter, why don't all the men fuck each other, that will stop the sexual frusturation and stop her problem.

Ok, but make sure you use plenty of makeup and wear a purty dress for me.

[Graelwyn]

Well, there are prostitutes out and about out there...and porn movies...and a right hand, or a blow up sheep...and maybe even dating someone and getting the real thing? 

[Peter]

Well, there are prostitutes out and about out there

They're expensive and have diseases.

...and porn movies...and a right hand

And after watching our porn, we like to share it.   

, or a blow up sheep

A vibrating one with suction action?

...and maybe even dating someone and getting the real thing? 

Some of us have issues.  We try to deal with it as best we can (by posting porn to ease our frustrations).  Please be sensitive to our pain and suffering. 

[McGiver]

I am sick of seeing tacky, trashy porn all over the place

Some possible solutions:

1.  Ask us nicely to stop posting porn (probably won't do much).
2.  Stop opening threads marked 'porn' (probably the most effective option).
3.  Offer free sex to intensity members so that we're less sexually frustrated.

or...

spam the board with posts until the thread you want gone is on the second page.

i have been ignoring the latest thread so that it may end up on page #2.

[El]

I wish I liked porn. 

I also wish I liked more vegetables.

[Peter]

I wish I liked porn. 

Why do you wish you liked porn?

[Peter]

I never used to like vegetables, but it's something I forced myself to eat, starting about 5 years ago, and now my tastes have adapted to them, and I no longer particularly like, or outright dislike the things I used to eat.  Most of the veg I eat now is raw; just chopped and heated a bit and mixed with some meat and olive oil, and it tastes fine to me (I even prefer it raw these days), but in the past, raw onions and broccoli would have been pretty horrible.