Why the English language is great and yours is not:
Just two articles -- indefinite and definite.
None of this Feminine and Masculine complexed noun categorising for me, Norma, for I'm having a curry. Leave that crap for gender-related stuff only.
No accent symbols -- less stress.
Very versatile in its volcabulary, considering its Germanic and French roots.
Provides more laughs than any other language. We invented stand-up.
With so many foreigners trying to pick up the English language so quick, it's no wonder why so many people -- legal or not -- come to English territories like the UK (ahhh! motherland!) and the States (the UK's prodigal son suffering from gigantism) for a better life. :p