A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 07:28:13 PMQuote from: duncvis on April 20, 2007, 07:27:43 PMNo way, mofo. Thats the best bit. no shit. why do you think i asked?Then you're surprised I told you to get fucked?
Quote from: duncvis on April 20, 2007, 07:27:43 PMNo way, mofo. Thats the best bit. no shit. why do you think i asked?
No way, mofo. Thats the best bit.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Treat my clit like bubble gum
can't get melatonin tabs here but someone got someone got me some from the states. found they worked like a dream for a while but then seemed to make me feel depressed. also have to take half tablet as a whole one makes me drowsy whole next day
Quote from: spaghetto on April 21, 2007, 07:25:07 AMcan't get melatonin tabs here but someone got someone got me some from the states. found they worked like a dream for a while but then seemed to make me feel depressed. also have to take half tablet as a whole one makes me drowsy whole next dayvicodin makes me sleepy.
Does anybody know how to hotwire a car?
Never mind, i forced it into neutral just by pulling as hard as i could on the shifter.
I need a boyfriend, but I have no prospects.