A local UK resident has a serious Caffeine Addiction. So bad that even the LDS missionaries are refusing to visit his flat.
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Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 19, 2007, 02:31:18 PMQuote from: Litigious on April 19, 2007, 02:27:35 PMOh, there is actually a kind of nut waxing, called "Brazilian waxing", instead of shaving the balls. *decides against trip to Brazil*
Quote from: Litigious on April 19, 2007, 02:27:35 PMOh, there is actually a kind of nut waxing, called "Brazilian waxing", instead of shaving the balls. *decides against trip to Brazil*
Oh, there is actually a kind of nut waxing, called "Brazilian waxing", instead of shaving the balls.
Quote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 08:04:27 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 02:00:17 AMQuote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 05:15:56 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:26:18 AMThere's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. are you looking for a bitch?You know I already have one just one?But you're such a good bitch, why would I need more than one?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 02:00:17 AMQuote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 05:15:56 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:26:18 AMThere's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. are you looking for a bitch?You know I already have one just one?
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 05:15:56 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:26:18 AMThere's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. are you looking for a bitch?You know I already have one
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:26:18 AMThere's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. are you looking for a bitch?
There's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 10:28:23 AMQuote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 08:04:27 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 02:00:17 AMQuote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 05:15:56 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:26:18 AMThere's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. are you looking for a bitch?You know I already have one just one?But you're such a good bitch, why would I need more than one?need me to run to the market, carrying your purse, and buy you some tampons?
Quote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 03:06:04 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 10:28:23 AMQuote from: McJagger on April 20, 2007, 08:04:27 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 02:00:17 AMQuote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 05:15:56 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:26:18 AMThere's so much unread I can't possibly catch up, I wonder if I missed anything good. are you looking for a bitch?You know I already have one just one?But you're such a good bitch, why would I need more than one?need me to run to the market, carrying your purse, and buy you some tampons?I can order groceries online, I can think of much more fun tasks for you
To quote NOFX:Slut you think you've seen your master mean?You better lick my puss and asshole cleanTreat my clit like bubble gumBitch make me cum.
She's worth it, if you treat her right. I should know.
That means I reap the benefits, lazy bollocks.
No way, mofo. Thats the best bit.
Quote from: duncvis on April 20, 2007, 07:27:43 PMNo way, mofo. Thats the best bit. no shit. why do you think i asked?