An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but the way to keep the trolls away is flipping them the bird.
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Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 30, 2007, 07:18:48 PMWhy do I have to get dragged into kinky text messaging with someone on the one night I want to just sleep? OK, just text the girl inviting her over. that way if you're being deprived of sleep, at least you're getting some !!!
Why do I have to get dragged into kinky text messaging with someone on the one night I want to just sleep?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Why can't Americans think fat people are attractive? It would statistically make more people in America happy.
Quote from: A Href on March 30, 2007, 04:09:40 PMWhy can't Americans think fat people are attractive? It would statistically make more people in America happy.maybe not enough of them have fucked a fat person. speaking for myself, I'm studly despite being a large mammal. I also prefer babes with a bit of meat on their bones - got to have summat to grab hold of, am I right? Are there no tactile folk in the US or what?
*high fives Dawg*Hell yeah. I really, really don't get the preoccupation with skinny, pubescent looking women. If the rest of the package is there, sure, but on a purely animal level, a curvy, plump, tits-and-arse-in-abundance woman brings out the bear in me. Add to that that having to worry about damaging a tiny lass is a tad offputting in the sack since I'm a large gent myself, its fair to say I prefer the fuller figured woman.
Should I start a thread for people to post in when they're not wearing pants?And who had that venn diagram in their sig?