I hate fuckheads who put shiny foil confetti in Christmas card envelopes. I know it's a Christmas card, when I see it, and I don't have to open it, but it's from family, usually. There might be a little personal note, worth seeing or a picture. So, I open it and spread confetti everywhere!! I've been picking up fucking confetti for almost a month, now. I would like to get them back, but shit doesn't mail well.