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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5175 on: December 30, 2006, 08:23:44 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Bitch on December 30, 2006, 07:59:30 AM
My mother heard peroxide is good for your teeth because it kill bacteria.

Ozy- I asked for tooth whitener for Christmas.

Oh, never mind then!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5176 on: December 30, 2006, 06:06:12 PM »
Why did pigs have to be both so tasty and so intelligent?  Makes me feel crappy about eating them.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5177 on: December 30, 2006, 06:11:57 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 30, 2006, 06:06:12 PM
Why did pigs have to be both so tasty and so intelligent?  Makes me feel crappy about eating them.

Tough break for pigs. Having said which, if the tables were turned, most pigs would be quite comfortable eating you.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5178 on: December 30, 2006, 06:17:44 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on December 30, 2006, 06:11:57 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 30, 2006, 06:06:12 PM
Why did pigs have to be both so tasty and so intelligent?  Makes me feel crappy about eating them.

Tough break for pigs. Having said which, if the tables were turned, most pigs would be quite comfortable eating you.

A 3 year old boy was reportedly eaten by a herd of pigs in Delhi.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6195860.stm
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5179 on: December 30, 2006, 06:31:12 PM »
SHITTING SLOW ASS DVD +\- RE-FUCKING-WRITERS :(
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5180 on: December 30, 2006, 06:55:38 PM »
I will never, ever forget how nessessary a battery harness is.  Nor neglect to have BOTH SIDES fixed if I ever have only one go to shit.  Ever again.

I will also not drive till Tuesday.  Damncrappit.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5181 on: December 30, 2006, 06:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Bitch on December 30, 2006, 06:55:38 PM
I will never, ever forget how nessessary a battery harness is.  Nor neglect to have BOTH SIDES fixed if I ever have only one go to shit.  Ever again.

 ???
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5182 on: December 30, 2006, 07:02:27 PM »
My car is dead and parked at a repair shop.  As it is the dawn of a new year, they won't be open till tuesday.  The battery harness fucked up awhile back, but they only fixed the side that sucked, and left one side still near death.  So, the other side crapped out.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5183 on: December 30, 2006, 07:05:40 PM »

It's called creating a return customer. You are happy that you didn't spend as much on repairs, but you also return soon. Maybe not quite as happy as when you left.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5184 on: December 30, 2006, 07:08:51 PM »
They know me by my first name.  They see me more than they see their wives.  I'm not a return customer, I'm the owner of a car that's an inpatient at Midas, making occasional home visits.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5185 on: December 30, 2006, 07:17:16 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Bitch on December 30, 2006, 06:55:38 PM
I will never, ever forget how nessessary a battery harness is........

I take it you mean A wiring harness?? (if not, battery hold down clamps??)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5186 on: December 30, 2006, 07:24:20 PM »
wiring, I believe.  They've just been calling it battery harness.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5187 on: December 30, 2006, 07:35:53 PM »
I am playing an amazingly tedious game.  Colonization.  I plan to fuck the game files and obliterate the Tupi.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5188 on: December 31, 2006, 07:48:41 AM »
That was the best night of sleep I've had in over a month and it happened at a normal time. I feel great.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5189 on: December 31, 2006, 08:14:57 AM »
I may be coming down with something.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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