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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5055 on: December 22, 2006, 09:48:40 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 22, 2006, 07:20:53 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on December 22, 2006, 01:28:30 PM
And whats up with, "O cum all ye faithful".????? ???

Isn't that supposed to be "O cum all ye faceful"

My nuts roasting
in your open fire
My cum dripping
off your nose

orgasmic cries
being sung
by a choir
and penises
covered like ........................ :wanker: :evillaugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5056 on: December 23, 2006, 01:03:55 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on December 22, 2006, 01:06:17 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on December 22, 2006, 12:56:21 PM
How much semen does God ejaculate on climax, and what flavor is it? 

Apple, possibly... :LMAO:

I'm tempted to suck God's cock now.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5057 on: December 23, 2006, 04:31:20 AM »
Stereotyping drives me mad, especially when people start smiting others for pointing out the fact it is stereotyping bullshit.  And people wonder why we don't have more female members and those that we do have don't stick around long  ::)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5058 on: December 24, 2006, 05:15:21 AM »
Last.fm is playing up. GRRRRR :tantrum:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5059 on: December 24, 2006, 05:19:11 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on December 24, 2006, 05:15:21 AM
Last.fm is playing up. GRRRRR :tantrum:
* purposefulinsanity runs and hides
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5060 on: December 24, 2006, 08:58:53 AM »

I AM SO FUCKING STUPID!!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5061 on: December 24, 2006, 09:11:38 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 08:58:53 AM

I AM SO FUCKING STUPID!!

I hope you manage to sort out what went wrong. I'm kicking myself right now since I forgot to buy batteries for the kids' christmas presents that need them  :grrr:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5062 on: December 24, 2006, 10:01:42 AM »
I did it again, like always, another junkfood craving killed by relaxation exercise.
I just can't feel it anymore, and its like I am full when I am not.  My attention turns now to something healthy.. I wish I had some lean meat or eggs.  I love tomatoe paste and don't have any, but at least I have fruit.



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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5063 on: December 24, 2006, 10:14:51 AM »
Oh fuck!  I threw up my tea binge, and that does not usually happen.  I swallowed plant enzymes with it to and sometimes those give me a sick fealing, mildly wanting to throw up.  The strong green tea without enzymes really makes me want to throw up sometimes. Yogi tea with extra herbs,  do not make me want to throw up at all and its green tea usually. Maybe the other herbs act as carmatives, calming the stomach down.  I do brew it the same amount of time so that is not it.  Plant enzymes, taken on an empty stomach, dissolve cancer's fibrogen coat that it uses to hide itself.  Fibrogen is, after all,  made up of protein and requires protease to dissolve it. Maybe the enzymes are revealing cancerous cells quickly, making my body go nuts, and so making me want to throw up.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5064 on: December 24, 2006, 10:39:56 AM »
Finally, some peace and quiet...
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5065 on: December 24, 2006, 11:04:34 AM »
Roll on beer o'clock. :beer:  :green:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5066 on: December 24, 2006, 11:08:53 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on December 24, 2006, 09:11:38 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 24, 2006, 08:58:53 AM

I AM SO FUCKING STUPID!!

I hope you manage to sort out what went wrong. I'm kicking myself right now since I forgot to buy batteries for the kids' christmas presents that need them  :grrr:


It's not as bad as I feared, at first. I was sitting on my ''throne with a screen'', surfing, post whoring on a music site, flipping back here, ocassionally to see if anyone's talking about anything, besides Christmas, listening to "Files de Kilimanjaro" at the level it was, live, in the club in Europe where it was recorded, fairly sure I had twenty or so minutes of free time, when I noticed smoke, no, it was SMOKE!! coming out of the oven, while my pies are cooking.

I had forgotten that my wife had made a huge mess in the oven when she cooked her brother's butterscoth pie ( which I double-forgot about) last week end. I hadn't really had the oven hot before today. I put out the fire, aired out the house, cleaned up the mess and most importantly, saved the pies.

Pies aren't supposed to explode when you put them in the oven, but, I'm sure most know, if your mix is off enough, funny things happen. I expected to see my pies running over, like little volcanoes, for some crazy goof I had made during their assembly. I was expecting to see a lost cause, in the oven, is why I took the time to type that after "seeing smoke". I was already giving up. >>>>>  :cat:

I feel strong again. I got this.

*pulls out, yet another, sizable chunk of hair from his head*


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The pies just came out of the oven and they are beautiful and they smell so good.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2006, 11:13:20 AM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5067 on: December 24, 2006, 11:11:19 AM »
I hate my life! chipping away at frozen food that is supposed to be refrigerated.  Washing machine and drier are busted to.  I wash clothes at my dad's house.

I really hope I get a better job!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5068 on: December 24, 2006, 11:54:31 AM »
God damn it, i'm stuck in Brecon about 15 miles away from my house, on christmas eve, with no money/presents/way to get back :(

WTF!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5069 on: December 24, 2006, 02:43:02 PM »
I think the whole jesus cruxifiction thing would make (more)sense if jesus were entirely human.
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