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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4470 on: November 20, 2006, 10:31:27 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on November 20, 2006, 01:08:24 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 20, 2006, 12:26:36 PM
I need to find a well paying, part-time, grab ass job that a lazy person can do when he's not jacking off  .....  with a retirement benefit.

you should look into long shoreing.

i am not lazt though.  but i could be if i wanted to be.

It was kind of a joke, but I do need to find some flexible part time work, again. I don't know how much longshoring they do in land locked fly-over country.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4471 on: November 20, 2006, 10:36:22 PM »
Herbal party!

Fuck yeah!

Well rested too!

Beter make preparations so I don't have to work.

Exercise will off set the overstimulation/ hyperactivity leaving a fuckn beautiful high.  It euphoric!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4472 on: November 20, 2006, 11:41:42 PM »
I think i'm knocking on heavens door.  Except a whole lot less.  Need some powerful authority figure that can ass-rape me without even breathing hard whose door I can knock on.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4473 on: November 20, 2006, 11:48:03 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on November 20, 2006, 11:41:42 PM
I think i'm knocking on heavens door.  Except a whole lot less.  Need some powerful authority figure that can ass-rape me without even breathing hard whose door I can knock on.

Have you tried Flying Spaghetti Monster??
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4474 on: November 21, 2006, 05:12:07 AM »
Does anybody else wish that actors would regularly go into porn after they make the good movies in their primary career?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4475 on: November 21, 2006, 06:38:15 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 20, 2006, 10:31:27 PM
Quote from: McJagger on November 20, 2006, 01:08:24 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 20, 2006, 12:26:36 PM
I need to find a well paying, part-time, grab ass job that a lazy person can do when he's not jacking off  .....  with a retirement benefit.

you should look into long shoreing.

i am not lazt though.  but i could be if i wanted to be.

It was kind of a joke, but I do need to find some flexible part time work, again. I don't know how much longshoring they do in land locked fly-over country.
do some long landing.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4476 on: November 21, 2006, 08:46:54 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on November 21, 2006, 05:12:07 AM
Does anybody else wish that actors would regularly go into porn after they make the good movies in their primary career?

No.

 ::)
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4477 on: November 21, 2006, 09:00:52 AM »
*head explodes*
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4478 on: November 21, 2006, 12:00:29 PM »
Raquel Welch porn, now that I'd pay to see! :wanker:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4479 on: November 21, 2006, 12:16:41 PM »
Sophia Loren Porn! :drool: :penis: :oral:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4480 on: November 21, 2006, 01:54:44 PM »
Whose cock do I need to suck to get some johnny depp porn?  Although to see him in porn using the pirates of the caribeen character, i'd really have to suck disney's cock.  I'd need to suck it like the antidote is in it.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4481 on: November 21, 2006, 03:25:16 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on November 21, 2006, 09:00:52 AM
*head explodes*

Hey, guys! I found Dunc! :green:

Here.

And here.

Oh, and here, too.

;D
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4482 on: November 21, 2006, 03:26:07 PM »
Thats Dunc all over! :eyebrows:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4483 on: November 21, 2006, 05:44:25 PM »
"Of course you wouldn't say any of that would you doc?  You're not, shall we say, all here.  Well some of you is here, and some of you is there, and some of you is over there.  It's been great doc, tah."
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #4484 on: November 21, 2006, 05:49:20 PM »
Thinking of going to bed. Maybe.
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