Mhhhhh, sauerkraut... (I made it myself, and I just removed it from the fermentation vessel last night).
Damn, I wish my comp wasn't so fucked up with crap (nasty incident involving exposure to the internet with no firewall after my router died; I've got a software firewall running now, but I've still got a cleanup operation ahead of me).
So how big is my cock, anyway? I'm sure I could get another inch on there if I was more turned on by something; there's definately room left for inflation.
Am I on her 'friends' ladder, or her 'potential partners' ladder?
Why do girls always discuss their ass problems, period issues, guy troubles, sexual activities and flus with me?
Were the ants actually able to eat the chopped turkey I gave them, or did they just take it into their nest to rot? It seemed rather too tough for their mandibles to cut.
Don't the spiders take the hint when they take over an abandoned web that has more dead spiders than dead flies in it? My room really isn't the best habitat for them.
Should I plant my peanut plant in the garden?
This kind of middling horny is frustrating; not honry enough to do anything about it, but horny enough to be distracted by it.
What is it that other guys like about having stuff done to their testicles? They seem to be a pretty unredeemable source of discomfort to me.
I wonder if I'll be prescribed thyroxine when I go for my appointment. It's really crappy being so tired all the time.
When will computing substrates go three dimensional?
What else could I ferment? How about fermented carrots?
What would a collision between two gas giants look like? <mental simulation> Something like that, I guess.
I should get some more kava kava; that stuff's pretty nice.
Why aren't there more rooftop gardens? It seems bloody stupid to waste all that space on roofing tiles, especially when it's the brightest part of the property. A good third of our garden is pretty useless since it's constantly shaded by the house.