you sound like CBC or my mum 
I have eaten crisps and some sweets but I think that is it lol
it's too hot to eat and I feel shitty!!!!!!
I know

, I act like a lot of peoples mothers sometimes

And why do you think you feel shitty? , go eat something , now! , or I'll start spamming your boob thread with kinky gay porn.

(I really hope I don't sound like CBC or your mother now

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