A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 10:20:37 AMQuote from: Ink Fish on April 20, 2011, 10:17:39 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 09:44:06 AMQuote from: Ink Fish on April 20, 2011, 09:42:40 AMI think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.Oh dear. :lol: Be careful what you wish for, dear. That stuff can get in the way and be mighty uncomfortable in the hot weather! And draw lots of unwanted attention. So I hear. Even I got a comment once, on the bus, and I was covered up! I was wearing a black T-shirt with a waterfall design on it, and some random guy complimented me on the waterfall. Now maybe he really just liked the shirt. But still... Look with your eyes not your hands!!!
Quote from: Ink Fish on April 20, 2011, 10:17:39 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 09:44:06 AMQuote from: Ink Fish on April 20, 2011, 09:42:40 AMI think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.Oh dear. :lol: Be careful what you wish for, dear. That stuff can get in the way and be mighty uncomfortable in the hot weather! And draw lots of unwanted attention. So I hear. Even I got a comment once, on the bus, and I was covered up! I was wearing a black T-shirt with a waterfall design on it, and some random guy complimented me on the waterfall. Now maybe he really just liked the shirt. But still...
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 20, 2011, 09:44:06 AMQuote from: Ink Fish on April 20, 2011, 09:42:40 AMI think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.Oh dear. :lol: Be careful what you wish for, dear. That stuff can get in the way and be mighty uncomfortable in the hot weather! And draw lots of unwanted attention.
Quote from: Ink Fish on April 20, 2011, 09:42:40 AMI think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.Oh dear. :lol: Be careful what you wish for, dear. That stuff can get in the way and be mighty uncomfortable in the hot weather!
I think I imagined I had a cleavage earlier.... I put my comb between my towel and my chest as I got out the shower (I wash it whilst in there) , right in the spot where I would have a cleavage.Oh dear. :lol:
I feel like smashing someon'es fucking face in
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Why is my Dad not answering the phone? I call every morning at 9am.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 21, 2011, 07:01:26 AMWhy is my Dad not answering the phone? I call every morning at 9am. Maybe he's in the bathroom?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.