Liars are oppressed by their own lies.
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Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 29, 2011, 10:07:14 AMWe also made people soup. Ummm, which people were in it?
We also made people soup.
Today would be a good day to bake muffins. How domestic of me.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on March 30, 2011, 06:15:34 AMToday would be a good day to bake muffins. How domestic of me.What flavor muffins?
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 30, 2011, 06:22:29 AMQuote from: Celticgoddess on March 30, 2011, 06:15:34 AMToday would be a good day to bake muffins. How domestic of me.What flavor muffins? Apple cinnamon bran muffins
I just made banana muffins. What a coincidence.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
There's an ant colony in a concrete planter beside my pond. This pleases me.
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 29, 2011, 10:26:36 PMQuote from: Stalin on March 29, 2011, 10:22:15 PMWhy the hell did i accept a bootycall from drunken Rapeboy at 6 am in the morning?Did he promise to bring coffee and donuts? That would be a good reason! Nope.Only to give me a fuck and to cook for me when I get home from work later.I think he tried to call me a whore in a text message, but there were mostly random letters in it, so it's hard to tell. And he phoned just now, telling me how I love him and that he can't cope without me.Well...since I went all psycho drunk on him last summer, slapping him in the face and stuff, I guess I owe him one.
Quote from: Stalin on March 29, 2011, 10:22:15 PMWhy the hell did i accept a bootycall from drunken Rapeboy at 6 am in the morning?Did he promise to bring coffee and donuts? That would be a good reason!
Why the hell did i accept a bootycall from drunken Rapeboy at 6 am in the morning?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I've used this guy twice today myself