A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I'm sitting here thinking "Who is semicolon?" but thanks for the welcome back Thanks to you too, Callaway
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Ferries are boring.
Quote from: odeon on March 23, 2011, 12:28:20 PMFerries are boring.I used to cross the Mississippi River using the ferry sometimes. One day I got out the car and went into the passenger section just for the heck of it. You do not want to do that. There's this poster with the instructions of what will happen in case of a nuclear war. The ferry will head out to the Gulf of Mexico. Great, battling all the freighters to get to the Gulf, in the Gulf with no water or food or probably fishing hooks, on basically a gigantic flatboat. Definitely not how I pictured ending my life.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 23, 2011, 04:36:59 PMQuote from: odeon on March 23, 2011, 12:28:20 PMFerries are boring.I used to cross the Mississippi River using the ferry sometimes. One day I got out the car and went into the passenger section just for the heck of it. You do not want to do that. There's this poster with the instructions of what will happen in case of a nuclear war. The ferry will head out to the Gulf of Mexico. Great, battling all the freighters to get to the Gulf, in the Gulf with no water or food or probably fishing hooks, on basically a gigantic flatboat. Definitely not how I pictured ending my life.I loved the ferries across the Mississippi in Louisiana. I must have missed seeing the nuclear war posters, though.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?