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Do you know what happens when you play country music backwards??
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Bedtime for the Hyke, alarm will wake me in six hours. * sigh *
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: World of Outlaws on March 06, 2011, 11:36:57 PMDo you know what happens when you play country music backwards??Yes. I'll leave the punch line to you.
I'm always scared that I'm gonna say something too crude to people and they'll stop talking to me.All I did was reccommend him listen to Winona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus and I haven't heard from him since
Quote from: Semicolon on March 07, 2011, 12:05:02 AMQuote from: World of Outlaws on March 06, 2011, 11:36:57 PMDo you know what happens when you play country music backwards??Yes. I'll leave the punch line to you.Your dog comes back, your truck comes back, and your wife comes back!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!